samantha, at jason's grave: okay maybe it's good you're dead because you would kick my ass if you knew what i just did-

jason's ghost, capable of disappointment but sadly not ass-kicking, to tamara's ghost five seconds later: okay and THEN my fucking idiot of a sister decided to-

(i may make another book for ghost jason and tamara and call it gossip ghosts because like... gossip girls but death)