diana: eli, you're like the only teenager i know that doesn't drink. which is a good thing, don't get me wrong, but is there like a reason or something?
elliot: last time I got drunk, someone stole my appendix
diana: ?!?!
elliot: i drank too much and passed out, and then the next morning i woke up in a bathtub filled with ice and stitches over where my appendix is supposed to be.
elliot: But i never knew for sure. it could've just been a prank
diana: