Purple shadow: I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
Luke : What's the difference then?
Purple shadow: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Puzzle piece : Note to self; never get shot.

(This is my new favorite)
Purple shadow & Aspen : Surprise! We're having a baby!
Puzzle piece : What?!
Purple shadow & Aspen : *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

Luke : Please pray for Puzzle piece .
Z: What happened to them?
Luke : Nothing, they're just very stupid.