Aspen : Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law's face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with 'em! And maybe if you beat 'em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Luke : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Aspen : Whatever caves first! 

Puzzle piece : I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Luke : Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Puzzle piece : I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

Puzzle piece : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Purple shadow: Yes?
Puzzle piece : We're in too deep.

 Aspen : How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection? 

Luke : I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

Puzzle piece : *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Luke : What was that?
Puzzle piece : The sound of someone else's problem.

Aspen : An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away!
Maniquin : An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.