eden: he died of natural causes
avery: you pushed him off a roof!
eden: gravity is natural

rayne: mama didn't raise a quitter. in fact, she didn't raise me at all. my sibling, however, did raise a homosexual idiot.

diana: i have a kid, i'm not risking it!
cecilia: are you saying my life matters less because i don't conform to society's heteronormative, child-centric ideals?
diana: are you seriously playing the gay card right now?
cecilia, monotone: yas queen

avery: don't fear death, fear the state you die in
eden: we're in canada, dumbass

lawyer: i would like to present my client's search history for the night in question-
jordan: i would much rather confess to the murder

clover: i have a plan. it might get us all killed but if it works it'll be a totally boss story. cool?
aurora: no! it's not cool-
samantha: cool
aurora: i said-
clover: good, i'm doing it. love you, rory.

valerie: do you think different paints have different tastes?
august: they do.
valerie: ...why did you say that with so much certainty?

elliot: what is the first thing you realise when a man approaches you?
cecilia: the audacity

ivy: jo, you're my best friend
josephine: isn't that by default? i'm your only friend.

*everyone standing around a broken coffee machine*
jade: so, who broke it? i'm not mad, i just want to know.
kate: ...i did it, i broke it
jade: no. no, you didn't. cecilia?
cecilia: don't look at me. look at maisie.
maisie: what?! i didn't break it.
cecilia: huh, that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?
maisie: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
cecilia: suspicious
maisie: no, it's not!
eden: if it matters, probably not, but eden was the last one to use it
jordan: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
eden: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
jordan: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, eden!
kate: okay, let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, jade.
jade: no. who broke it?
everyone:
samia: jade... samantha has been awfully quiet
samantha: REALLY?
*everyone starts arguing*
jade, later, talking to josephine: i broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it. i think in about ten minutes they'll have all killed each other.
jade: good. it was getting too chummy around here.

the last one was long sorry