avery: and if you see dad, please don't make a scene like you did at the funeral
eden: scene? what scene? it's not my fault the asshole tripped over my foot and fell into an open grave
avery: you didn't need to yell "start shovelling boys" as he tried to get up!

ivy, in every situation ever: can i bring jo? i need someone to glance at when people annoy me.

clover: i only have 6 weeks left to live.
aurora: oh my god, really?!
clover: it's just a guesstimate based on the choices i usually made.

someone, going over val's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
valerie: yes
employer: okay... may i know what you create?
valerie: problems.

elsie: it's so dark in here
jordan: don't worry babe, I've got this
jordan: [stomps foot]
jordan: [sketchers light up]

liana: i'm seeing auri
violet: as in dating or hallucinations?

samantha: no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birth name no gender! the only thing i'm legally classified as is a problem

jo: i'm playing a drinking game. it's called "every time i feel depressed, i take a shot"
ivy: that game exists. it's called alcoholism.

cecilia, when diana first starts to live with the lowes: dad, can you really take care of another kid? are you sure about this?
theodore: of course i am. i've already raised two respectful, well-adjusted children.
elliot: you have two other kids we don't know about?!