august: you've challenged me to a fight six times since we started talking
jordan: make it seven

avery: i would never say that my sister is a bitch and i don't like her. that's not true. my sister is a bitch and i like her so much!

elliot: if our parents see this, they're going to think i'm an idiot.
cecilia: and this will be news to them how?

eden: am i a good person? no. but do i also try to be better every single day? also no.

josephine: we're playing scrabble. it's a nightmare.
jade: what do you mean? scrabble's great.
josephine: not when you're playing with samantha. they put words like "ephemeral" and i put "dog"

*at an important event*
their parents: cecilia, keep an eye on your brother tonight. he's going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get himself punched.
cecilia: sure, i'd love to see elliot get punched.
parents: try again.
cecilia, sighing: i will stop elliot from getting punched.

josephine: there is a light at the end of every tunnel
maisie: it's usually an oncoming train
josephine: could you not kill my vibe for like five seconds?

liana: i'm so happy i want to shout it from the rooftops!
auriella: and she has. we've gotten several noise complaints.

cecilia: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying.

eden: rules were made to be broken
samantha: they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken
jade: what about piñatas?
rayne: glow sticks
kate: karate boards
amber: spaghetti when you have a small pot

clover: what's your biggest fear?
aurora: being forgotten
clover: damn that's deep
clover: mine's the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now

valerie: auggie, you meant stronger here, right?
august: what's it say?
valerie, reading: "i'm proud to report that our group is stranger than it was two years ago"
august: that's a typo
jordan: it could go either way, really

samantha: when in doubt, do the right thing
maisie: the rest of the time, get away with whatever you can