a list of things that confuse the ansons when they first escape the cult

1. healthcare
they were both raised with the mindset that pain and asking for help made you weak

2. taxes
if jason lived any longer, he would be doing time for (accidental) tax fraud. the federal government will not see "i grew up in a cult, how the fuck would i know how to do maths" as a good enough excuse

3. maths
no one in felicity valley can do maths they're all gay idiots

4. phones????
both just have nokia burner phones for the first year they spend in felicity valley. even as an adult, samantha is almost impossible to contact over phone.

5. halloween
they don't understand it and hate the fireworks