eden: when i die i want my dad to lower me into my grave so he can disappoint me one last time

cecilia: haha elliot's such an idiot
anyone else: yeah he's pretty stupid
cecilia: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY LIKE THAT!

aurora: hey! plenty of people like me! i'll have you know i was "a pleasure to have in class"
clover: yeah, well, i was a "danger to myself and others" so who's the real winner here

rae: it's called bisexual rights because i'm bisexual and i'm always right

jordan: is there a hall of fame for this type of stuff?
elsie: yes, there is. it's called a maximum security prison.

avery: we were counting on you!
eden: well, that's your fault. i have carefully cultivated a personality that screams "you're on your own"