officer: so, what are your names?
jo: don't tell him, ivy
officer, writing down on a notebook: ivy.
jo: shit-
ivy: great job, jo!
officer: and jo.
ivy: oh fuck

elliot: i made tea.
cecilia: i don't want tea.
elliot: i didn't make you tea. this is my tea.
cecilia: then why did you tell me?
elliot: it's a conversation starter.
cecilia: it's a horrible conversation starter.
elliot: oh, is it? we're conversing. checkmate.

avery: eden taught me to think before i act.
avery: ...so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured that i thought about it and am confident in my decision.

a police officer bursting into a town hall meeting: i am here to warn you that there may be a criminal in your midst
everyone in felicity valley, with a criminal record longer than most of their lives: ...is that so?

clover: having friends is cool but have you ever cut everyone off and disappeared for 6 months

jordan: what doesn't kill me better start running, because now i'm fucking pissed.

august: rayne, that toy is for ages 5
and up
rayne: yeah? i'm a part of the "up"