brendan: what the fuck are you wearing this is a workplace. go home and change.
kate, literally wearing a crop top and jeans: in legally blonde, elle won her case because she stayed true to herself and dressed cute
brendan: this is real life, not a stupid movie
kate, deadly serious: what the hell did you just say about legally blonde-

cecilia, to all of my other ocs: can you go be depressed over there? you're kind of bumming out my whole area.

elsie and jordan: *staring into each other's eyes*
august: *opens a soda can*
elsie: we're having a moment
august: and i'm having a cola

avery: sometimes i wanna punch everyone who upsets me in the face and then run away
eden: what's stopping you?
avery: ...human decency?

clover: say yes to drugs
aurora: say no to drugs
samantha: it doesn't matter what you say to drugs
samantha: because if you're talking to drugs, you're on drugs

elliot: i'm just saying, what happens in vegas stays in vegas
diana: ELLIOT, IT'S A FUCKING DEAD BODY
cecilia: exactly, it can't really leave vegas

rayne: i say 'fight me' a lot for someone who cries when their stuffed animals fall off their bed at night

ivy: josie, you want another drink?
josephine, drunk: what's the closest drink they have to a chicken nugget?
ivy: yeah, you're done. we're either going home or getting mcdonald's, i'll decide on the way.

elsie: jordan, care to explain how august got a concussion?
jordan: we were in a fancy restaurant and we ate the food but both of us forgot our wallets, so i punched them in the head so we'd get kicked out and they'd forget to give us the check.
elsie: couldn't you have just called someone
jordan: this was more fun