Heather C.: Me

Heather M.: Britney

Heather D.: Alice

Veronica: Funneh

Martha: Syca

Play song

Warning: Laugage

Song: Candy Store

Me: Are we gonna have a problem? *circles around Funneh*

You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why bow are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face of...*puts hands an hips and makes a sassy smirk*

And everyone hear could watch! *twirls around and points at everyone*

But Im feeling nice! Heres some advice! Listen up Bioatch!

Me, Britney, and Alice: *forming a line, facing backwards, and shaking hips*

Alice and Britney: I like!

Me: Lookin' hot. Buying stuff they cannot. *turns around, shaking hips, moving side to side, then stops and crosses arms*

Me and Britney: I like!

Alice: Drinkin' hard! Maxin' Dad's credit cards! *spins around, puts arm up hand flat up, puts hand on thigh rising hand up to skirt, then shaking hips, and stops crossing arms too*

Me and Alice: I like!

Britney: Skippin' gym, scaring her, screwing him! *turns around, clapping hands around her body, shakes hips, and stops crossing her arms*

Alice and Britney: I like!

Me: Killer clothes! *Orange Justices*

Together: Kicking nerds in the nose! *fan kick*

Me: *walks foward to stage sassily and puts hand on hips* If you lack balls. You can go play dolls! Let your money fix your a snack!

Britney and Alice: Woah! *shoves Funneh into a seat and makes her sit down*

Me: *gets out blackboard and stick and points to board* Or you could come smoke! Pound some rum and coke!

Britney: *drives in with Porsha and Alice on the trunk sitting there cross-legged* In my Porsha with the quarterback!

Britney and Alice: Woah! Woah! Woah! *get out of car*

Together: *hold hands together in a circle and spin around Funneh* Honey, whatchu' waiting for? Welcome to my candy store! *disbands*

Britney: *pushes Funneh out of chair*

Together: Time for you to prove, your not a loser anymore!!! *twirl around Funneh*

Then step into my CANDY STORE! *steps Together and reach a hand out to Funneh*

Me and Britney: GUYS FALL!

Alice: At your feet! Pay the check! *slips paper in Syca's backpack and tiptoe away*

Britney: Help you cheat! *stuffs paper in Funneh's face*

Funneh: *tries to escape*

Together: *pull her back* ALL!

Alice: You have to do..

Me: Say goodbye to Shamu! *points to Syca looking at the paper and smiling*

Britney: *hugs Funneh* That Freak's not your friend! I can tell in the end!

Together: IF SHE!

Britney: Had your shot

Together: She would leave you rot!

Britney: *walks around Funneh, pushes her in a chair and gets up in Funneh's face* Course of you don't care. Fine! Go braid her hair, maybe Sesame Street is on!

Together: WOAH!

Britney: Or forget that creep!

Alice: And get in my jeep!

Me: Lets go tear up someone's lawn!! *hugs Alice and Britney*

Together: *get on a stage, puts on top hats, gets out hook staffs, and starts to dance* WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! Honey what'd he waiting for? Welcome to my candy store! You just gotta prove your not a pussy anymore! Then step into my CANDY STORE!

Me: *twirls around with Funneh* You can join the team!

Britney and Alice: Or you can bitch and moan!?

Me: You can live the dream!

Britney and Alice: Or you can die alone!

Me: You can fly with eagles!

Together: Or if you prefer..

Me: KEEP ON TESTING ME!

Alice and Britney: And end up like her! *point to Syca*

Syca: *runs to Funneh smiling as Me, Britney, and Alice hide* Katty look! Jacob invited me to his party! This proves his been thinking about me!

Funneh: Color me stoked! *fake smiles*

Syca: I'm so happy! *runs off*

Together: WOAH!

Alice: *appears behind Funneh, hands on her hips sassily* Honey, whatchu waiting fo-

Me: *pushes Alice off the stage angrily* SHUT UP ALICE!

Alice and Britney: Time for you to prove your not a lame-ass anymore! Then step into my CANDY STORE!

Me: STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE! Woah, oooh, WOAH.

Together: *step down stairs together* Its my candy store. It's my candy. It's my candy store. It's my candy. It's my....CANDY STORE!!!

Funneh: *falls to ground bowing to us*