Music starts to play

Aidan: Winter and Spring are over, I'm back in town
Crazy Russians trying to open the Upside Down
During Camp, I met a hot girl
If Alex exists, What a champion for me!

Striker; when I'm strutting for the ladies at the pool
I crashed into a steel mill, I'm a damm idiot.
I get attacked and possessed by the Mindflayer
Charlie's messing around with Vaggie
Where's our demonslayer?

All: Just another Strange in Wakefield town
Neighbors getting flayed, Carnage all around
Adam's getting mad and Vaggie is a d####
Russians in America making me sick!
The lights are bright at Starcourt Mall!
Micheal dealing Ice cream, Sailor outfit and all
People are running Rampant and the Mayor don't care
When worlds collide in Wakefield, no one is aware!

Paul Parker: While playing Dungeons and Dragons
Nick Washington dissappears
Investigating Rat Plagues, Red team dismissed my team

Jonathan Joestar: Erina ditches dinner with me
And magnets won't stick.

Joseph Joestar: Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's been brainwashed and he hits like a brick!

Aidan: Lure Striker to the sauna
We're gonna sweat him out
Charlie chucking barbells but Striker's body is stout
Conscript Rudol Von Stroheim to find the Russian base
While Zombie former heroes give our current heroes chase!

All; Just another strange day in Wakefield town
Neighbors getting flayed, Carnage all around
Adam's getting mad and Vaggie is a d#####
Russians in America making me sick!
The lights are bright at starcourt mall
Micheal dealing ice cream, Sailor outfit and all
People are running Rampant and the Mayor don't care
When worlds collide in Wakefield, No one is aware!

Jotaro: Alexei the scientist stole our hearts
Slushies, Stuffed animals, His death really smarts

Josuke: Trained Russian soldier
Knocked out by Micheal

All: Showdown in the Mall
There's no reprieve

Giorno: Striker awakens himself, his sad past revealed
Charlie's Sacrifice forces the Mindflayer to Yield
Adam tosses Arnold Schwarzenegger into the Machine
The gate is closed, is it the final scene?

Jolyne: Deep in Russia, a Demigorgon lurks
Hope Adam escapes
And wrecks these Jerks

Aidan: Just another strange day in Wakefield town!
Neighbors getting flayed, Carnage all around
Adam's getting mad and Vaggie is a d###
Russians in America making me sick
The lights are bright at Starcourt Mall
Micheal dealing ice cream, Sailor outfit and all
People are running Rampant and the Mayor don't care
When worlds collide in Wakefield
Everyone with me now.

All: No one's aware!!!!!!!!!

(End of Musical.)