Guess it's time for our Crew to return, it's the Payday gang joining the breaking the fourth wall crew! Let's go!!!

Music starts to play

Dallas: Guess who's back in the house, it's Dallas and the rest of the payday gang even Scarface but... we'll not mention him. Anyways let's do this!
*starts to sing* Pardon me I was pacing around, this is a robbery now put your face on the ground!
And if I give you a bag. I want it heavy with cash
Even with the guns I'm packing these days
But this is America and I'm a capitalist
And the Pigs will be let loose when I fire my bullets
I'll make sure your money gets stolen
And the cops will come in so I'm packing
But soon they will not give up!
And if you won't listen to me
Listen to my friends! Hoxton you're up!

Hoxton: We're breaking in silently
And the drill jams and it sucks
The cops never cease to amaze me
I'm Hoxton, the sharpshooter from England
And with a rifle I'll shoot you in the face
All the money we steal is what we use
But when a Cloaker shows up then it's over!

Joy and Pearl: If you don't speak our language
We ain't making no exchanges!
Cause we're talking about Money!
Money money money money!
Money money money money!
Give us all your money!
Give us your money money money!
You'll give us your money if you want to see your parents again

Aidan: Okay looks like the next one is Sokol, glad that dude is back, he's sweet as hell.

Sokol: Shhh, You'll have to keep it down Americans
I know my ways around a drill or two
Cops are showing up but I show them their faces to the ground
I'm a former hockey player and a Russian Guy
Don't try to hate me cause I'm Just Russian
But I can hit away Tasers with the hit of my hockey stick!
And I'm going on too long so take it away Wolf!

Wolf: Well keep it down Sokol
You'll learn from the silent master himself
Cause I'm a sneaky clown
From the lands of Sweden itself
That's how a thief is crowned
As a masterful larceny artist
I know my ways around when it comes to bags
When it comes to loud, I'm packing heat
Even a drill which I used to kill a Bulldozer!
The cash is really heavy and I like it
My friends are gonna like this rhyme
But it's the end for me
So Chains will take it away!

Chains: I didn't listen to the plan
Just hopped out the van with grenades in hand
Bang bang bang!
Catch me if you can, even with your weapons
I'm a total hulking strong Boy
Just like Jonathan Joestar!
I'm for the heist for the cash and money
And the payday gang uses strategies to outsmart their opponents
Give me a shot when you hit me in the face
I'll go instant rage and kick your a##!
And it will feel like overkill when I'm flying the swat! Woo!

Joy: I've been spending what I'm making
Just for you to end up paying
Cause I'm talking money!
Money money money money!
Money money money money!
I want all of your money!
Money money money money!
Money money money money!
Money money money money and I'm already spent! Woo!

The song then ends

Dallas: How was that?

Aidan: really good, wish we could have added the others but hey, what could go wrong?

Wolf: Well sh## I'm gonna like being in breaking the fourth wall.

Hoxton: At least you'll enjoy it Wolf. I'll probably die by old age soon.

Sokol: *speaks in Russian* Song is amazing! Sokol wants to sing more!-

Jimmy (From Hardcore Henry and Payday 2 Heister): *hits Sokol* Sorry about him mate, he's a bit crazy.

Aidan: Ah its fine Jimmy.

Graves: *enters the room with the others* Excellent song, that's what I'm talking about! Woo!

Josuke: Yeah you guys actually did great.

Dallas: thanks Josuke.

Shepherd: Wait, where the hell is Dio?

Suddenly everyone looks outside a window and sees a plane flying towards them as Dio was on it

Dio: PLANE LANDA DA!!!!!!!!!

Aidan: Everyone down!

Everyone then falls to the floor as Dio flies the entire plane through Aidan's house destroying the whole thing as we then see Aidan with his friends sitting on the ashes of the house

Aidan: *sighs* Dio. What the f### is wrong with you?!

Dio; what? I flew a plane through the house, so what?

Aidan: You destroyed my house! Now I have to rebuild it! And what's worse, I won't have internet! *starts to cry as he falls to the floor*

Jotaro: Uh.... Aidan?

Aidan: *keeps crying as he rolls around on the floor*

Josuke: Wow, he's really really sad.

Soap: Josuke why don't you use your stand to fix a entire house Mate?

Josuke: You know I never thought of that. Crazy Diamond!

Crazy Diamond appears as it then began to use its restoration powers on Aidan's house and by that I mean it uses its barrage attacks

Crazy Diamond: DORARARARARARRARARARARARARARARARARA! DORA!!!!

Crazy Diamond then punches the house as suddenly the house was now a more modern look with more rooms, more space and even more, internet!

Graves: Woah.

Jotaro: Hmph. Nice.

Soap: Let's f###### go!

Gaz: Never thought I'd be in a fancy house now.

Shepherd: Me either Gaz. Me either.

Aidan: *stops crying as he sees the house is fixed* Oh I like the new space. Thanks Josuke.

Josuke: No problem.

Aidan: *to Dio* now why the hell did you fly a plane through my house Dio?

Dio: Well, I went to Florida and I found these guys.

Dallas: Oh please no not them.

Travis Baker (from Crime Boss Rockay City): *bursts through the wall along with the other Crime Boss Rockay City characters* Guess who's back Baby!

Dallas: No God! No God please no! No! No! No! No!!!!!!!!

End of Chapter

Yeah that's right, you thought Payday was coming into the breaking the fourth wall crew on its own? No we got the Crime Boss Rockay City characters coming back! Let's go!!!!