POV: When an Alternate steals your bfs identity after making him c0mm1t in his bathroom, and proceeds to hunt you down <33 /hj

Funfact: Maury's Alternate is canonically like 7-9 inches(?) taller than him, bc his (canon) height is 5'8, and his Alternate's is around 6'4-6'6. (That's if his neck was actually normal length. I have no idea how tall this mf is if I included his long ass giraffe neck.)

Also pls don't say he's bald, it's just his hair is short and bc half his head is cut off you can't see it. Pls, he isn't bald :，）/j