Here we go!

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Teen!Z: So, 'Mr. Murder Landez,' this relationship has been going on for..?

Teen!Mason: Two years.

Teen!Z: And your first name is..?

Teen!Mason, doesn't know where she's going with this: Mason.

Teen!Z, smirking: And your boyfriend's name is..?

Teen!Mason: Crescent.

Everyone: *gasps*

Adult!Cheryl, thinking: Called it!

Teen!Mason, eyes widen and his wolf ears lay flat on his forehead: Wait Wait Wait!! You misunderstood me! You said 'boyfriend,' I thought you meant best-friend! Crescent is my 'best friend.'

Teen!Crescent, yelling from the distance: You B*STARD!

Everyone: *gasps again*

Teen!Crescent: You lying B*STARD

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Thomas: Everyone has a gay cousin.

Mason: B**ch I don't have a gay cousin.

Thomas, gives him the 'really?' expression:
B r u h

Mason:

Mason: Wait.... whAT—

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[Sharaug, babysitting little Mason]

Baby!Mason, giggling: *is crawling on top of the ceiling*

Sharaug, internally: SH** NOT AGAIN—

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Slaughter, running to the school after Marcos texted her it was urgent: I got your call! What happened?!

Marcos: Our son got into a fight with a group of boys!

Slaughter: Oh d**m... did he win?

Marcos: S L A U H T E R

Slaughter: THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION MARCY—

Mason: *watching his parents fight while eating.... some red stuff*

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Coffee: Release her!

Mason, cackling evilly: Never!

Coffee, glaring: N o w . . .

Mason:...

Coffee:....

Mason:....

Coffee:....

Mason: Ugh FINE! *lets Kayla out of his room*

Coffee, holding Kayla close: That is the last time I let you play with my little sister!

Mason: We were just playing....

Coffee: You  k i d n a p p e d  h e r

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Passive, trying to bond with her nephew: Don't you ever want to talk about your feelings...?

Mason:... Naw.

Spectra: I do!

Mason: I know Aunt Specs.

Spectra: I'm sad.

Mason: I know.

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