[OC's used
Nova - Me
Ace - yourlocalannoyance-
Trajan & Dusk - MadHatty from Tumblr]

I'm bored, okay? Don't jUDGE ME—

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Nova: *sitting on the couch, just listening to some calming music as she reads a book*

Ace walks over, holding out a snicker bar: Here, have a snicker

Nova looks up, confused: Why???

Ace: You're not you when you're hungry

Nova: *eats it*

Ace: Better?

Nova, holding a gallon of gasoline with a lighter in hand as she has a mischievous look in her eyes: Better

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Dusk: Hey sweetie, have you seen my journal?

Nova: You mean the one with the black cover?

Dusk: Yeah

Nova, eating a chocolate bar: Pretty sure it fell in the hole

Dusk: What hole— OH MY ASGORE!! *almost fell into the hole*

(DUUUUN!)

Dusk: WHAT IS THAT?!

Nova: It's a hole

Dusk: Yeah I can see that, but what's it doing there!?

Nova: Well I woke up this morning...

Nova, taking a bite of her chocolate bar: ...then there was a hole

Dusk: What're we gonna do about this?

Nova: Well I put a rug over it

(DUUUUN!)

Nova: Yeah it fell into the hole

Dusk: Should we call the Royal Guard or something?

Nova: Oh yeah, I called the RG

Dusk: Well where are they?

Nova: They're in the hole

(DUUUUN!)

Dusk, looking around for Trajan: Where is Trajan...?

Nova:.... *looks into the hole*

Dusk, alarmed: Where is Trajan?!

Nova: He's at work

Dusk, sighing in relief: Oh...

Dusk: Wait, where does he work?

Nova: In the hole

(DUUUUN!)

Dusk: How deep is this thing?! *grabs Nova's chocolate bar and drops it in the hole*

*No sound of anything dropping is heard*

Nova: That was my favorite brand... now it's in the hole

(DUUUUN!)

*Then Ace wakes up*

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Nova, sitting next to Dusk while pointing to Trajan: Check out the buns on that guy

Trajan: *eating a bread bun, confused* ????

Ace, kicking the door open: It's the comedy police! The joke is too funny!

Nova, using Trajan as a shield: I'm nOT GOING BACK TO JAIL—

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Trajan: I am disgusted—

Trajan: No, I am revolted! I dedicated my life and time to this team! And this—

Trajan, holding the Oreo with tooth paste inside instead of cream to Gremlin: —Is the fûcking thanks I get?!

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Ace: I'm sending good vibes your way

Ace: They're coming!

Ace: There's nothing you can do to stop them!

Trajan: .... That's the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up—

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I'll probably make a Part 2 for this, who knows?