CW: mention of depression/death/unhealthy obsession/sexual desires/angst/cursing

Summary: A Meeting of the Alternative Versions of Marinette and Adrien

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He fucked it up again, Adrien thought to himself, while harshly ordering Gorilla to get him to school. Man, why'd she think he was bullying her? Because of that female dog Chloé? He still didn't get why she'd always follow him around like some kind of fucking fangirl.

The car took a harsh left turn, before coming to a screeching halt, "Thanks Gorilla, your driver's skills are still as 'need for speed'-worthy as always", Adrien laughed, opening the passengers door. He was sure that that dude had some kind of magic inside of him for him to be able to make Claw laugh.

Opening the photo App to again stare at pictures of the girl of his dreams, he suddenly felt a harsh grip on his shoulder, as he was walking up the stairs to enter the school building.

Before he could even let out a surprised sound he was flipped around to face his aggressor, black hair with blue tips flashing in front of his eyes.

"Something wrong with your head, wanna-be rockstar? Go finger your Guitar and leave me alone, you virgin.", he said out of reflex, as he liked calling others 'untouched', to conceal his own virginhood. He rapidly stuck his phone back in his pocket.

"Nothing wrong with me, no, but I fear you might have a problem with stalking, creep!", he answered, gesturing towards the blonde's jeans with a serious expression.

"Nino just sent them to me, don't know what you're talking about."

"Sure buddy. I'm just going to ask Nino if that's true..."

"Yeah, do that.", he answered nonchalantly, brushing his hair out of his left eye, not being able to contain a quick sneering remark:"At least I'm not in the friendzone."

Luka shot back:"At least she doesn't hate me."

Adrien's grip on his school bag tightened, he pushed forward, towards the stairway to his classroom.

He opened the door and sat in his newly assigned place. The person placed next to him was fucking Marinette! Jackpot! But how in the hell was she already in school, when he left before her by car?

As he came up with various theories, he saw the Bluenette roll her eyes in the corner of his view. Was it really that bad for her to exist next to him?

"Hey Mari! Should we change seats? I sit in the back of the class and I know that you like sitting alone.", a raspy voice alarmed the both of them.

"Nah I'm good but thanks Lu.", Marinette smiled back at the punk. She'd never smiled at Adrien like that before.

"Alright, but if this creep gets too annoying, be sure to tell me."; Luka motioned towards Claw and he reached his limit.

"Fuck off Luka! Kill yourself!", Adrien let out, gaining a disgusted look from the goddess next to him.

Luka just burst out laughing, making his way to his seat in the back.

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She was surrounded by utter Idiots, Marinette thought to herself. The only friend she had was constantly hitting on her, while she had to sit next to her bully's boytoy and couldn't change seats or she'd lose the remaining sense of pride she'd accumulated over the years.

Apropos, Chloé had been staring holes through her back for a while now. This was really getting fucking annoying really fast. She couldn't even be left in peace during lessons, apparently.

She let out a sigh and noticed another pair of eyes shooting daggers at her, a green one to be precise. What did that guy want from her? Seriously, Chloé was already enough, and now that wanna-be model?? Maybe she should've taken Luka up on that offer...

She kicked Adrien's leg lightly and he turned his head around immediately. Nevermind, this was super fun. She tried to be as serious as possible.

After that Idiot had left her family's bakery, her mom had told her, she had spent enough time at the store already and to hurry to school, so she took the fastest way possible: swinging along the roofs of Paris as Shadybug, kicking in a few windows on the way. Almost as fun as annoying Adrien.

While reimagining her morning, she slowly drifted off to sleep during the lesson...

She was harshly awoken by the extremely loud school bells, blinking a few times before packing her shit together. Yay, school breaks meant being bullied by Chloé...

Almost running, she made her way towards the restrooms but as the doors entered her view field, so did Chloé and her Clique. Fuck. FUCK!

Before being able to arrange her next action, a strong arm pulled her into the Janitor's room.

"Damn thanks Luka, you really save-", that wasn't Luka though? The perplexed, cat-like, green pair of eyes blinked a few times, as the smile on his lips slowly reached his eyes.

"No problem, Mari!", a chuckle escaped him.

"Yeah, whatever, don't call me that, Asshole. Thanks or whatever.", her focus still on the door window, as Chloé made her way towards the room.

"This might be a tight fit, so stay put.", she warned the Blonde as she pushed him into a locker and stepped in herself, fastly closing the door behind her.

He tried responding, but Marinette slapped her hand over his mouth.

The door opened a few seconds later.

"Guess she isn't hiding in the restrooms anymore loool.", a shrieking voice laughed out loudly.

"Maybe she found a better hiding place?", Sabrina responded passively.

Marinette tried to look through the slits of the locker, her back pressing against Adriens front.

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Jesus, her ass was rubbing against him! Well, rubbing would probably be over exaggerating, more like touching. But still, this was the closest he'd ever been to her physically, and his blood couldn't stay put any longer, making its way into his privates, which responded by swelling.

He felt his cheeks grow hotter and hotter, forcing himself not to look or touch, as Marinette was focused on Chloés conversation.