Horror -
noun

1.
an intense feeling of fear, shock, or disgust.

"children screamed in horror"

Horror day -
adjective

1.
an intense feeling of disgust that comes once every month or, if jungkook gets lucky, every two months because it is the day where taehyung forces him to convert his garbage store into an actual bedroom.

"taehyung screamed in horror as soon as a spider came out of the leftover pizza box in jungkook's room."

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Now that the concept of horror day is explained,  let's look into the actual day inside the *jungkook dumpster* as taehyung would call it.

"Fucking hell Koo! this was mineee!!!!" tae whined stomping his right foot, carefully not to step on the spilled juice,  extending his left hand holding up a pink and blue floral sock that was crusty and firm as if made of wood.  How?  He doesn't even want to know.

"What do you mean 'was'? We'll wash it and it'll be as good as new and you can then wear it to your date with big-boobs-Massey on Wednesday and woooo her with the undying masculinity of your socks"

"Okay, one." taehyung held up his index finger and mooved his hand in circles along with his head to appear sassy "it's your turn for laundry so 'you' will wash, not 'we'."

He put up his second finger along with the first continuing to move his hand in circles.
"Two. Please throw these socks away and keep the reason for it being this crusty anonymous for the sake of my sanity" he put his hand down into his pocket  taking out the sanitizer after throwing the sock in the little box that was collecting everything to be thrown out.

"And three, Massey has a pretty face too,  Koo.  If only you lift up your  focus a little"

"Oh yeah?  Then tell me,  what color are her eyes? "

"Umm...  They..  Umm"

"That's what I thought" Jungkook  chuckled as he lifted up the bedsheet and threw it in the corner in a little laundry bag taehyung  brought from his room.

"okay in my defense, we've only went on two? three? dates and the consequence of which I'm going to cancel the one on Wednesday"

"Called it!" jungkook laughed while shaking his head as he covered his bed with a brand new bedsheet which again, taehyung had bought.

"Tae,  sometimes I feel like we're going to end up alone."
He started vacuuming the floor because of which he had to raise his voice in order to be heard.
"I mean,  look at us,  we've crossed 26. And our love life is sadder than the fate of your floral sock i wiped my cum with"

"Dude what the fuck??!!" Taehyung screamed taking out his sanitizer again. And pulled down his face mask he was wearing since jungkook had finished vacuuming.
"but i agree with you. I mean I've only ever been in one relationship and got cheated on, thank god for that, and you've been in three, but all of them at the same time and everyone in college knew how that went"

"Haha. Good ol' times" Jungkook chuckled sarcasticly turning to rearrange his wardrobe.

All the hangers were empty except for one that hung taehyung's bomber jacket that jungkook confiscated back in college saying it was too cool for him but never ended up wearing it saying it was too cool for himself as well.

"I want something real y'know. I'm done with one night stands. After i find someone, i mean." Taehyung said seperating clean from dirty clothes that jungkook threw on the bed by sniffing them and making a disgusted face at every second article

"You say like you have a lot of those"

"Well, excuse you, but you got laid last week and i last scored on this Thursday so technically I'm  in the lead right now" Taehyung scoffed pretending to look offended.

"Yeah, that girl, Mona, was so bad I feel like she's made me take a break from sex altogether" Jungkook said making both of them laugh. He threw the last article of clothing on the bed and took the laundry bag to backyard storeroom where the washing machine was kept.

Taehyung meanwhile started hanging the clothes that passed the sniff-test onto the hanger.

Just then he came across a familiar old hand-knitten sweater cornflower in color which had bold knitted design on the hem of the sweater that read "Tae and Koo".

A smile etched on his face instantly remembering when he had just learned knitting at fashion school, made his first sweater for his best friend as a joke and jungkook had worn his sweater all day to college giving Taehyung a second hand embarrassment.

Although jungkook doesn't wear it anymore, thank god for that because taehyung cannot fathom a situation of jungkook wearing this to his office, but on days where he cannot sleep, he still likes to cuddle the sweater as if it's the last wooden board and he is the Rose of Titanic.

"I swear if you're trying to throw this again I'll kick your ass and make you knit 100 more sweaters that are just this ugly" Jungkook suddenly spoke startling the other and walked towards him to snatch the sweater and hang it beside the bomber jacket himself.

"Someday, Koo,  someday I'm gonna get rid of this shit,  i promise"

"Over the dead body of your stupid hamster."

Taehyung gasped and dramatically placed a delicate hand over his chest "You take that back! Nobody disrespects Mr. Smores."

"The number of times he's run into the elevator behind you barely missing the doors,  he's soon gonna be Mr. No-mores"

"Wow,  did you eat all the garbage you cleaned from your room? " Taehyung rolled his eyes.

"Shutup. It's only 4 pm. Wow horror day was short today. Give me your dirty clothes imma finish with the laundry once and for all"

"Do not put my clothes with your cumloaded ones" taehyung said as he dumped his clothes in the backyard store.

"yaya whatever."

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I hope you like this :)