"I'll kick your ass!"

Black Hole sighed slightly, as the tiny human behind him yelled threats. "I'm a black hole...I don't have one." He stated, in a matter-of-fact tone.

The tiny human strained their neck to look up at him, before jumping slightly. "Fight me!" Black Hole had to hold back a laugh, as they tried to reach him.

"I'm not gonna fight you." He said, once his laugh was no longer a problem. Scoffing, the human, put their hands on their hips. "What's their deal?" Four asked Tree.

The two had been watching from afar, Four confused by the human's actions. Tree sighed slightly. "That's (Y/n)." He said. "They just showed up here one day..."

Four glanced at him, raising a nonexistent eyebrow. "No one knows where they came from?" Tree shook his head. "Not a clue...but they really hate Black Hole for some reason..."

Turning his attention back to them, he noticed, (Y/n) had collapsed on the ground from exhaustion. "Fuck you..." They muttered, lifting their head up slightly.

"Heh. Love you too." Black Hole said back, causing them to sit up straight. "H-Huh?!" They were blushing slightly. Tsking, they stood up, walking away.

The next day, Black Hole was talking to his team, coming up with a strategy for the next contest. "Okay. So I think Pie should be the runner-"

A sudden voice interrupted him. "ASS KICKING TIME, BITCH!" (Y/n) screamed jumping down from the staircase. Black Hole sighed in annoyance, before using his gravitational pull to fling them back up.

"Right on time." He chuckled, hearing them land back on the top of the stairs. "I was wondering when they'd show up." Tree sighed, glancing up at the human.

"(Y/n), we're kinda in the middle of something, can't you fight him later?" They peered over the edge. "No!" They scoffed. "We have to end this right here, right now!"

Glaring at Black Hole, they prepared to jump. "It's high noon." They said, jumping off the staircase again. They fell towards Black Hole, who just flung them back to the top again.

"SERIOUSLY?!" They screamed, and he chuckled again. "Wow, you're doing a fantastic job of fighting me." He said, as they blushed angrily.

Growling slightly, they stood up. "Fine! You win!" They walked down the stairs. "I give up! My beef: vanished, gone, reduced to atoms." Black Hole stared at them.

"Wait, really?" He asked, as they crossed their arms, looking away from him. "Yeah." He floated towards them. "Then I guess you won't mind if I say you're cute."

They flinched, twisting their entire body to face him. "W-What the f-" Black Hole gave them a smug smile, or...he would have if he could.

"Enemies can't call each other cute, right?" (Y/n) tsked. "Literally half of the internet would disagree, but sure." Black Hole chuckled.

"Well, we aren't enemies anymore." He said, almost slyly. (Y/n) turned away from him, to hide the small smile on their face.

"Yeah...I guess not..."

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(A/n): okay, so I'm not super proud of this one-
But like-
I kinda headcanon Black Hole would mess with people who maybe didn't like him that much, especially those who tried to fight him, because literally- HES A FRICKEN BLACK HOLE-

He would sorta be like: "haha, seriously? You think you could fight me? That's cute." But not actually say it directly-

But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I wanted to try writing a character that was absolutely ready to punch the sun in the face if they gave them a dirty look-

edit 2022 jan 5: never released this because i was too afraid. anyways here you go