(TW: furry paper.)

OJ was making coffee,when paper existed out of thin air which made OJ spill his coffee a little

"Wtf?" He said

"What?" Paper asked "I was here the whole time."

"No you weren't." OJ rolled his eyes,before setting the coffee down. "Whatever..."

Paper wagged his tail in excitement "so like um...can we kiss?"

"What 😨"

"Well I wanna kiss you. Come here boy 😈"

OJ runs away as furry paper chases him around the hotel. Paintbrush just watches this as they drink their coffee from their 'I hate everyone here' mug cutely. "I'm not paid to live here. I just do." 

"GET THIS BISH OFF ME-" OJ throws a piece of paper at paper

Paper catches it,and eats it.

"yum."

"HEY HTATS CANNIBALISM-"

"It's that,OJ. Not htats."

"STFU."

"MAKE ME OGAY."

They have a slap battle,then go back to running around the rosy again.

Pop goes the weasel! Wait that's the wrong thing hol up.

"LLEAVE ME ALONE YOU FURRY."

"NOT UNTIL I GET A SMOOCH HOMEBOY."

"Oh ok." OJ kisses paper,and goes back to work. Paper disappears,happy.

Paintbrush just walks away,pretending they didn't see anything.

(its short cause I'm typing super fast cause I'm in car vroom vroom.)