(I honest to god hate character x reader ships. But I like crack ship! 😆)

You watch four from the bushes,as he just stands there with a blank smile. You thought he looked so hot,as he was just standing there completely unaware of you...or so you thought. He turned around and looked at you,staring.

You panic,and duck into the bush,until you heard four say,in an annoyed tone, "I saw you. Why are you watching me." Four stretched his hand into the bush to pull out in front of him,holding you in his hand.

"Um..." you stutter 2763 times "c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cause I-i-i-i think y-y-your cute...?"

"That's a dumb reason. Give me a good one or I'll disassemble you."

"U-u-uh...cause then we won't be able to kiss? 🥺" you said,doing the '👉👈' thing.

Four blinks "that's a personal issue." Then screeches you and disassembles you cause you pissed him off.

then four throws your disassembled body into acid and puts this story on the Reddit thread r/fuckyouinparticular.

Then he goes and makes out with x.

And you get no bitches. 🫵

Moral of the story: don't stalk powerful beings since uh...they'll just obliterate your ass.

T H E E N D 

(Its short cause we all know four would figure out someone was stalking them real quick.)

(I kinda hate how short it is Ngl. I'll try harder next request ^^)