(Never expected this rare-pair,did you. 🤧)

(Context: ahuyshudhdhd)

[POV: One]

I was just sitting in my room when all of a sudden my friend (four) BURST through my wall.

I screamed "AH! [😩] you always said you were in my walls but I didn't think you meant it!1!!" 

He put a finger to my lips,shushing me.

He then proceeded to make out with m-

[13 days later]

[no pov]

x blinked at the scene in front of him 

"...you want me to be the flower boy for your wedding with one?" He asked,just to make sure.

"Mhm :)" four replied,smiling blankly.

"...and...why is one tied up?" x pointed to one,who was in a tied up and in a poofy wedding dress.

"Oh. That's so they don't run away from our wedding 🤭" four giggled.

"Oh...okay!" x shrugged,and went along with it.

All the TPOT contestants and the final fourteen came in,and sat down.

"What's going on?" Leafy asked,and fiery replied "oh,I think fours getting married." Leafy blinked,but then got super excited "OH MY GOSH! That's amazing! I'm so happy for him!"

Four was standing at the alter,as one walked down the aisle,not holding a bouquet because no hands. x threw some flowers and stuff idk how wedding work I haven't been to one in like 2 years.

Once one got to the alter,two was there to say the stuff. Four didn't want them to be,but one insisted.

"Okay. So do you,four,take one to be your lawfully wedded bbg?" Two asked,holding a book called 'wedding shit'

"I do! ^^" four said,trying to contain his excitement.

"And do you,one,take four to be your...four?" Two turned to one.

"I do!" One was gonna pretend they were not tied up and just went along with it.

"Alright,so does anyone have any objections? Speak now or forever hold your-"

"OBJECTION!!!!!" Said a voice. Murmurs were heard,as three stepped out of the crowd.

"Why are you objecting?" Two asked.

"Cause I don't think fours good for one. I mean...LOOK AT THIS MFS CRIME LIST!"

"The mass murder and torture were just me being quirky okay? 👉👈" four replied

"I like fours quirks three! >:(" one retaliated.

"Oh okay." Three evaporated.

"Alright cool,no more objections?" Two asked.

Silence.

"Alright. Four,you may wife up one."

They smooched,then went to go destroy entire cities for their honeymoon.

the end 🫠

(EASNFKSKFJKAVMJSNFIANFIAN)