Cuboid: *listens to meme music*

Highlighty: *walking around Windows XPark listening to music*

Cuboid: oh hi bitch.

Highlighty: eat shit.

Cuboid: Just saying, you won't win jackshit.

Highlighty: Neither will you, bitch.

Cuboid: Fuck you.

Highlighty: NO YOU

Cuboid: *uno reverse card*

Highlighty: *uno reverse card*

Hosty: yall gon confuse the viewers.

Hosty: You have 5 minutes left until the final challenge.

Highlighty: *to cuboid* So what? You're an asshole anyway.

Cuboid: Words from a feminist don't hurt, hon.

Highlighty: Same goes to THE LIVING PROP.

Cuboid: Go jump off London Bridge or get fucked by the janitor.

Cuboid: The police wouldn't give two shits.

Highlighty: The police will protect me more than you!

Cuboid: *summons Fangirl Cube* That won't work anymore unless you're Bubblegum Thotpop.

Fangirl Cube: Get your shite hands off me ya bitch.

Cuboid: *drops Fangirl Cube*

Fangirl Cube: Plus ya dick's 2 inches long.

Highlighty: You've got rekt by a TNT SIMP.

Cuboid: Like I haven't heard that 50 FUCKING TIMES.

Highlighty:

Cuboid: Plus, I knew you had a vibrator way before the toilet incident.

Cuboid: Time to post it on my twitter.

Highlighty: GET BACK HERE!

Cuboid: *runs away*

Hosty: Time is over.

Hosty: Any more and you'll make a twitter civil war.

The finalists: *death stare*

Hosty: So since this is the last episode before season two, you'll be doing a final challenge.

Highlighty: We knew that.

Hosty: *cellotaping Highlighty's mouth shut*

Hosty: The challenge will be a race. Whoever crosses the finish line wins the island.

Hosty: The loser gets ✨nothing✨

2 minutes later...

Hosty: So we've invited all your idiot friends and put them on those chair things you find in football matches.

(uk to us translation - football = soccer)

Highlighty: *peels off tape* Hello everyone!

Crowd: *cheering*

Cuboid: Hello.

Crowd: HELLO TNT BOOTLEG

Cuboid: *gets a gun*

Crowd: hello you magnificent bastard

Cuboid: 😁

Wiimote: Are you gonna start it yet?

Hosty: Wait a bit... *goes somewhere*

Ghosty: Wow. Fucking wow.

Ghosty: Laziness at it's fucking finest.

Squishy Devil Emoji: True dat...

Girly Ball: *sleeping on Squishy Devil Emoji*

Squishy Devil Emoji: get off.

Nerdy Ball: hold me.

Squishy Devil Emoji: *mind* TNT'S NOT HERE AND I'M NOT HIM.

Youtubey: Remind me when this shitfest starts.

With Hosty...

Hosty: *unlocks the door*

Eliminated Contestants:

Hosty: You're free now. But for the finale.

TNT Block: *threatens hosty with a knife*

Bubblegum Lollipop: *tames TNT* calm down my innocent child...

Inky: Funny you call him that because he's ANYTHING BUT.

Pompom Keychain: Then you haven't seen some shit yet...

Pompom Keychain: honest to god

Hosty: *teleports the 18 eliminated contestants to the competition*

Hosty: *in competition* I'm back!

Crowd: With what?

Hosty: the eliminated contestants.

Hosty: Now entertain the fucking crowd.

TNT Block: *sweating*

TNT Block: hi.

Crowd: (except Acid Cup)

Girly Ball: GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH!

TNT Block: *mind* i'm going to die now or be covered in kisses...

TNT Block: *uses levitation powers to find a seat*

Fangirl Cube: BE MINE! 🥰

TNT Block: FUCK NO

Discord Logo:

TNT Block: *still trying to find a place*

Acid Cup: fuck yo self

TNT Block: *demolishes him*

Nutella: Nowhere near me, please!

TNT Block: Don't worry...

TNT Block: You're my lunch.

Nutella: *does the fetal position* nonononononononono

TNT Block: *still trying* This is getting annoying.

Wiimote: Hello! 😊

TNT Block: Hi. *sits with her*

Wiimote: You're so cute! o(^▽^)o

The boys:

TNT Block: *flustered*

Bubblegum Lollipop:

Wiimote: this is platonic.

Bubblegum Lollipop: *sends in some guards*

Guards: *points weapons at wiimote*

Wiimote: how the hecc can you afford that?

Bubblegum Lollipop: I'm a porn star.

Bubblegum Lollipop: Now kill this bitch.

Guards:

TNT Block: *eats toffee popcorn* This should be on TV more often.

Hosty: AND FOR MORE PLOT!

Hosty: *dumps all the unreleased characters here*

Cubey: *teleports to TNT*

Cubey: *whispers* I put Two in a trash bag.

TNT Block: *gets a baseball bat and hits it repeatedly*

They both begin to do that.

Hosty: Enough shit. It's now 675 words and the challenge hasn't fucking started.

Hosty: Since you need to know, these two are going to go through a race.

Hosty: There will be obstacles, wild teletubbies and SMG4 police to make it harder.

Hosty: Powerups are also there but they're well hidden.

Highlighty: I'm only asking this one question.

Hosty: What is it?

Highlighty: How many miles?

Hosty: 2763

Crowd:

Candy: From the references put in this show, you should've known it was the distance to Yoyleland.

Chocolate Sauce: bruh.

Cuboid: Well done, dumbass.

Purple Cherry: Like we haven't knew that.

Highlighty: why u bullyin me

Hosty: CAN WE PLEASE START. Tint_and_maze might get bored!

Everyone: ok jeez.

Cubey: *watching youtube*

Nutella: *punches cubey*

Cubey: ow bitch

Hosty: Go to the starting line.

Finalists: *yeets their ass to the start line*

Hosty: Ready...

Highlighty: Prepare to get fucked.

Hosty: Set...

Cuboid: You won't stand a chance.

Hosty: GO SO I CAN PAY MY RENT! :D

The finalists start running.

Highlighty: *punches Cuboid*

Cuboid: *hits highlighty with a bat*

Highlighty: *gets hit right back to the finish line*

Crowd:

Hosty: Let's just give you a little boost so the feminazis don't have a go at me. *kicks Highlighty back to where she was in the race*

Crowd: *except the girls* SIMP

Hosty: I AM 25 SO SHUT UP.

Crowd: That makes you a pedo!

Hosty: I'M NOT!

Cuboid: *goes through a couple obstacles then jumps through a ring of fire*

Cuboid: I'm going to win in no time!

Cuboid: *checks the miles*

Cuboid: 2762. Shit.

Cuboid: I'll just have to use my skateboard for the rest of it. *starts skating*

Highlighty: *walking around peacefully*

Highlighty: *notices some berries*

Highlighty: Somehow, a basket of yoyleberries got here from Two's book.

Highlighty: Might aswell eat them! :D

Highlighty: *eats them all*

Highlighty: These are poisoned, aren't they. *ded*

Cubey: What an idiot.

The berries are replaced with the plastic fruit you buy at the dollar store.

Highlighty: * revived* 1000 words.

Highlighty: I'm probably gonna lose now, aren't I? *starts running*

Cuboid: *running fast*

Wild Teletubbies:

Cuboid:

Wild Teletubbies:

Cuboid:

Highlighty: *passes cuboid*

Cuboid: hmph.

Musical Notey:

Highlighty: Don't distract me plz. *runs*

Cuboid: *gives teletubbies tubbycustard*

Wild Teletubbies: *leaves cuboid alone*

Cuboid: Thankfully, I have a hoverboard that I forgot about. *uses it*

Highlighty: yeet and delete *swings a bat*

Highlighty: *notices a powerup in the distance and picks it up*

Highlighty: They're paintballs! Yee!

Highlighty: *somehow gets a romantic attraction to them*

Highlighty: these just look SO CUTE! :D *hugs the basket of paintballs*

Highlighty: teeheehee! X3

Cuboid: *walks by* This girl is fucking weird.

Cuboid: *runs*

Highlighty: Oh, they're radioactive?

Highlighty: But they're so cute! *FANGIRL NOISES INTENSIFY*

Cuboid:

Highlighty: *remembers that the viewers know what they're doing* Do not speak of this predicament.

Highlighty: *hugs the basket tightly* my little babies... *falls asleep*

Cuboid: Sleeping Serum! Inject it into some retard and they will fall asleep.

Cuboid: One hour! Two hours! Even FOREVER! :D

Cuboid: Now to do what I should.

With the crowd...

Purple Cherry: This shit's lame.

Pink Marshmallow: init.

Unknown Console: *using a rubiks cube and hears some weird shit from it*

Unknown Console: AND THAT'S A MINI rubric_flashy.

Unknown Console: I'll put it down. :D

Wiimote: *reading "The Kid Who Stole Gay Ships" by WiiFanNumber12005*

Nutella: Why is everyone tagging?

Wiimote and Unknown Console: It's fun.

Nutella: oki doki

Wiimote and Unknown Console: 😁

Wiimote: Wait, where's TNT?

In the contest...

Cuboid: *teabags Highlighty* trololololololololol

Cuboid: *hoverboards off*

Cuboid: 2753 miles left. Nice.

Cuboid: *finishing the contest with silence*

Alien Girl: *gets out of her hiding place*

Cuboid: This is an obstacle?

Cuboid: Hey cutie...

Alien Girl: *slaps cuboid* Good try. You're not touching them.

Cuboid: *depression*

Alien Girl: *gets a giant hammer* NOW DIE!

Cuboid: *touches her nail*

Alien Girl: MY MANICURE! >:O

Cuboid: Don't try to kill me then!

Alien Girl: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Cuboid: hehehehe

Highlighty: *wakes up* OH SHIT!

Highlighty: *runs quickly*

Alien Girl: Fuck off back to where you came from.

Highlighty: I have to win a-

Alien Girl: Listen, I'm trying to do my fucking job, ok?

Alien Girl: IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING EASY TO PAY RENT, IS IT?

Alien Girl: So if you don't mind, let me fucking kill you so I can-

Highlighty: *slaps her and runs*

Alien Girl:

Cuboid: *finds an invincibility lollipop*

Cuboid: Hmmm...

Cuboid: *while being high*

Cuboid: *the invincibility wears off*

Cuboid: *checks how many miles left*

Cuboid: 1,381?

Cuboid: I've probably done some crazy shit.

Cuboid: *sees a wooden sex doll, a chainsaw and speed shoes on the ground*

Cuboid: OH.

The race takes place at the same forest that the paintball contest happened in so the situation makes sense.

Cuboid: I seem to have made a sex doll from a tree.

Cuboid: Well...

Cuboid: This situation is awkwa- FOURTH WALL YOU BETTER STOP!

Fourth Wall: yeety yolo

Cuboid: Do not make me remember THAT.

Fourth Wall: I'm just pissing with you. I know you've been miscalled Cubey's genderbend.

Fourth Wall: It's quite sad. Especially from a primary school classmate.

Fourth Wall: But at the same time, any of the creators classmates will probably get trauma from the sex references in this book.

Fourth Wall: And I'm killing myself. *is broken*

Cuboid: okay *walking away*

Highlighty: *mind* What an idiotic obstacle.

Highlighty: *checks the scores* HOLY FU-

Highlighty: *finds a blue shell*

Highlighty: I have an idea...

At the crowd...

Inky: So.....

Chocolate Sauce: Go away.

Inky: I like you.

Chocolate Sauce: And I don't.

Inky: And I want to fix that.

Chocolate Sauce: And can you please fuck off you unpopular git.

Everyone:

In the challenge...

Cuboid: *walking around* She can't possibly win now!

Highlighty: *riding a blue shell* SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

Cuboid: *uno reverse card*

Highlighty: *uno reverse card*

Highlighty: yeet and delete

Blue Shell: FUCK THIS *just explodes*

Cuboid and Highlighty: wot te fock

A slime monster appears.

Highlighty: I think it's passive agressive... *tries to pet it*

Slime Monster:

Cuboid: *runs the fuck out of here*

Highlighty: I'll take you home with me! 🥰

Cuboid: She's falling in love with everything!

Cuboid: Now... *runs fucking fast*

Cuboid: WITH THE POWER OF STEROIDS AND COCAINE, I ONLY HAVE 1000 MILES TO GO!

Cuboid: FUCK YEAH!

Highlighty: *reads a guide of taking care of slimes*

Cuboid: YEET! *bumps into something*

Bootleg Playtime: Let's play!

Cuboid: I'm sorry, little hellspawn. *cuts the jumprope*

Bootleg Playtime: 😭😭😭

Slime Monster: Could you shut up.

Bootleg Playtime: I'M DOING MY FUCKING JOB YA CORRUPTED LITTLE-

Cuboid: *running while playing earrape New Friendly*

In the crowd...

Appy: *taking a nap*

The New Friendly earrape can be heard from here.

Appy:

Nutella: It's New Friendly AGAIN.

Pink Marshmallow: It's from "The Bastard Two" so I'm calling (any bfdi character).

30 minutes later...

Pink Marshmallow: And it's not them.

Pink Marshmallow: Or Two. Or Four.

Discord Logo: *singing*

Hacked Device: Shush. It's not the school play yet.

Hacked Device: *goes back to watching porn*

Bubblegum Lollipop: Look who we have here. 🥰

Hacked Device: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Bubblegum Lollipop: You do look cute...

Hacked Device: *blushes* heh heh...

Acid Cup: *death stares Hacked Device*

Sparkly: *death stares Bubblegum Lollipop*

Acid Cup: I'm dangerous but hot...

Bubblegum Lollipop: Yeah, you definetly stole TNT's lines.

Acid Cup: DID NOT!

Bubblegum Lollipop: But for you~

Hacked Device: 100 dollars an hour.

Bubblegum Lollipop: *leaps onto him sexually*

Acid Cup: Lucky bastard.

At the competition...

Highlighty: NOOOO!

Bootleg Playtime: *burning the slime* IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING AND WILL KILL US ALL!

Highlighty: 😭

Cuboid: *runs*

Police:

Cuboid: fuck. *runs faster*

Tentacle Monster:

Cuboid: Wait, I'm not a girl.

Tentacle Monster: I'm gay.

Tentacle Monster: The other ones, they're homophobes.

Tentacle Monster: NOW COME ERE!

Cuboid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(INSERT SEX SCENE HERE)

Highlighty: *walks around*

Tentacle Monster: *stops for a bit* I'm so sorry you have to see this indecency.

Highlighty: It's ok! *hugs it and carrys on running*

Tentacle Monster: *mind* Awwww...

Cuboid: Fucking simp.

Tentacle Monster: *sticks a tentacle in Cuboid's mouth* ARE YOU FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT NOW?

Cuboid: *choking*

Tentacle Monster: EXACTLY SO SHUT UP!

Highlighty: *walks around peacefully*

Highlighty: Since that moron's getting his punishment, I'm going to win!

Highlighty: YAY!

In the crowd...

Purple Cherry: *using headphones*

Ghosty: She's happier than usual.

Squishy Devil Emoji: That means you're fucked.

Purple Cherry: *listening to*

Nutella: I can see them from there!

Cuboid and Highlighty:

Crowd: COOL! I GUESS!

Cuboid: *slaps highlighty*

Highlighty: *slaps Cuboid*

The finalists get into a slap fight.

Also, they're nearly at the finish line.

Highlighty: *pushes cuboid*

Cuboid: *runs faster*

They continue pushing and shoving until they bump in to one particular explosive bastard.

TNT Block: Oh.

TNT Block: Hello there.

Highlighty: GET OUT OF THE WAY!

TNT Block: *uses telekinesis to rip highlighty into tiny parts*

Highlighty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Cuboid: HA!

TNT Block: I'm not helping you either, you blue gumball son of a bitch.

TNT Block: Unless you give me the fucking prize.

Cuboid:

TNT Block: *gets mini asteroids*

Cuboid: *dodges them all* That's pathetic.

TNT Block: Trust me. That's fucking childs play.

TNT Block: I can do worse.

TNT Block: MUCH worse.

To be continued in PART 2...