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Episode 2: Technically Temple Run

Hosty: Since it has been a while, you can now pick the teams!

TNT Block and Inky: YAY!

Hosty: Well, not exactly.

Inky: WOT.

Hosty: The other contestants go into the team that they want to.

Inky: WHYYY!

Hosty: They threatened to sue.

TNT Block: Seems legit.

Hosty: NOW DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

Bubblegum Lollipop: Of course I'd pick TNT Block! He's too cute.

TNT Block(thinking): She loves me, She loves me....

Pompom Keychain: (to TNT Block) WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

TNT Block: WAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Unknown Console: I'll pick TNT Block because Inky's retarded.

Inky: HEY!

Highlighty: I'll pick Inky because he's nice at least.

Chocolate Sauce: Same.

Inky: THANK YOU.

Bubblegum Lollipop: Hey Sparkly, like come to my team!

Sparkly: k then

Pompom Keychain:

https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc

Unknown Console: Now we've got two thots in our team.

TNT Block: *slaps unknown console on the screen*

Unknown Console: ow.

Unknown Console: Come here, Inspa Cube!

Inspiration Cube: k fine.

TNT Block: UC, STOP WASTING MY TEAM SPACE.

Unknown Console: Say's the object who thinks two sluts on a team is a good idea.

TNT Block: THAT'S IT. *EXPLODES IN UC'S FACE*

Appy: *walks to TNT's team*

TNT Block: You have to be fucking kidding me.

A little longer than a few mins later...

Hosty: These are the unnamed teams.

Team 1: TNT Block, Bubblegum Lollipop, Pompom Keychain, Unknown Console, Sparkly, Inspiration Cube, Rocket Lolly Juice

Team 2: Inky, Highlighty, Chocolate Sauce, Cuboid, Rainbow Heart, Appy

Note: Appy switched because TNT Block and Bubblegum Lollipop were bullying her.

Hosty: Time to name the teams.

TNT Block: *googles synoyms for awesome*

TNT Block: I have an idea!

Unknown Console: What? Team we have two idiots?

Bubblegum Lollipop: say that again and i swear i will-

TNT Block: No, you fucking idiot.

PomPom Keychain: Then what is it?

TNT Block: Team Amazing!

Rocket Lolly Juice: seems legit

With Inky's team...

Cuboid: Do any of you have a single idea?

Inky: Inkredible?

Appy:

TNT Block: *JEALOUS*

Hosty: Time's up, BIOTCH.

Hosty: It's time for the next challenge!

Bubblegum Lollipop: Is it a fashion show?

Hosty:

Everyone in Team Amazing exept TNT Block and Sparkly:

https://youtu.be/89PKBpGm4bQ

Hosty: Enough bullshit. It is basically Temple Run but fucking not.

Hosty: You have to take this ultra precious rainbow diamond out of some ancient pyramid.

Hosty: The team who gets the diamond first wins immunity but the other team is-

Contestants: up for elimination.

Hosty: One thing, the diamond looks a bit like this.

Team Amazing: wow....

Hosty: *summons a portal* Jump in.

Everyone: *yeets inside*

*insert cool portal effect here*

Hosty: I'll leave you there. BAI BITCHES! *teleports away*

Everyone's mind: If we beat up the other team, I can get immunity.

Inky: *punches unknown console on the screen*

TNT Block: *inserts a firework in Chocolate Sauce's ass and she flew to Uranus*

Chocolate Sauce: Uhh, why am I flying?

Inspiration Cube: *inspires Cuboid to fuck himself with a cactus*

Inky: *pees on Bubblegum Lollipop*

Bubblegum Lollipop: UGH, GET OFF ME

TNT Block: omae wa oh shinderu. (memeish for you're dead now)

TNT Block: *strangles Inky*

Inky: *slips through TNT Block's hands*

Hosty: You do know I'm still here, right?

Highlighty: I can explain... 0 _ 0

Hosty: *pushes them all to the entrance*

TNT Block: *runs like sonic* Let's go.

Team Amazing: *follows TNT Block*

Bubblegum Lollipop: *starts to hug TNT Block*

TNT Block: U w U

Pompom Keychain: Dude, stop plz.

TNT Block: *blushy*

Inky: This is our chance to win!

Inkredibles: *naruto runs*

Unknown Console: The other team is about to catch up!

TNT Block: Shit. *uses a hoverboard to get higher than the Inkredibles*

Team Amazing: *holds on to TNT Block's hoverboard*

TNT Block: Greedy much?

*Trap appears and squashes TNT Block*

TNT Block: help plz

Bubblegum Lollipop: *comes to save tnt block*

Pompom Keychain: Just use the kill-revive trick.

Pompom Keychain: *shoots TNT Block*

TNT Block: ow *ded*

Bubblegum Lollipop: *starts crying* Pompom, you bastard!

Pompom Keychain: Are you really that pathetic?

Unknown Console: *revives TNT Block before Bubblegum Lollipop destroys us*

TNT Block: I'm back!

Bubblegum Lollipop: Well, I guess that works too.

With Inky's team...

Inky: I think we might win this challenge!

Cuboid: Just asking, but do you have a personality?

The rest of Inky's team:

Appy: *throws aloe vera to soothe dat sicc burn*

Cuboid: *sarcastically* Looks like a bad time.

Highlighty: OH SNAP!

Inky: kill me plz

Rainbow Heart: If you stay here, we'll lose, FATASS.

Chocolate Sauce: Don't be mean or we'll lose!

Cuboid: SHUT UP, CINNAMON ROLL

Chocolate Sauce: ok

Inky: Let's go!

Highlighty: But I need to finish my Bland Bar!

Inky: you've got to be fucking kidding me

With Team Amazing...

Bubblegum Lollipop: *buys a makeup kit*

Unknown Console: Do you really have to do that now?

Bubblegum Lollipop: I need to look BEAUTIFUL.

PomPom Keychain: Sounds like a certain ship I've seen before on Google...

Bubblegum Lollipop and Unknown Console: SHUT UP!

Rocket Lolly Juice: Can you stop fucking around and make an effort?

Pompom Keychain: What an asshole.

TNT Block: I can see the diamond from here!

Unknown Console: GET IT!

TNT Block, Pompom Keychain and Unknown Console run at the speed of sound to grab the diamond.

TNT Block: We're so close!

*the three amigos run closer to the expensive jewel only to notice something*

Unknown Console: She's sentient?

Forth Wall: Of cource she's sentient, motherfucker.

TNT Block:

Rainbow Diamond: ooh! *walks to TNT Block*

TNT Block: Let's go. *uses teleportation jewels to take team amazing and rainbow diamond to hosty*

Inky: I made it...

Appy: Fuck, the jewel isn't there.

Inky's team: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hosty: Gimme dat jewel.

TNT Block:

TNT Block: She's too smol.

NOTE: ALTERNATE ART STYLE AGAIN.

Hosty: She can't compete! She's a kid!

Rainbow Diamond: I'm actually 14, bitch.

TNT Block: Exactly, let her join the show now.

Hosty: k fine.

Hosty: Team Amazing won the challenge so Team Inkredible is up for elimination.

Hosty: BYE BITCHES

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