Episode 2: Technically Temple Run
Hosty: Since it has been a while, you can now pick the teams!
TNT Block and Inky: YAY!
Hosty: Well, not exactly.
Inky: WOT.
Hosty: The other contestants go into the team that they want to.
Inky: WHYYY!
Hosty: They threatened to sue.
TNT Block: Seems legit.
Hosty: NOW DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!
Bubblegum Lollipop: Of course I'd pick TNT Block! He's too cute.
TNT Block(thinking): She loves me, She loves me....
Pompom Keychain: (to TNT Block) WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
TNT Block: WAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Unknown Console: I'll pick TNT Block because Inky's retarded.
Inky: HEY!
Highlighty: I'll pick Inky because he's nice at least.
Chocolate Sauce: Same.
Inky: THANK YOU.
Bubblegum Lollipop: Hey Sparkly, like come to my team!
Sparkly: k then
Pompom Keychain:
https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc
Unknown Console: Now we've got two thots in our team.
TNT Block: *slaps unknown console on the screen*
Unknown Console: ow.
Unknown Console: Come here, Inspa Cube!
Inspiration Cube: k fine.
TNT Block: UC, STOP WASTING MY TEAM SPACE.
Unknown Console: Say's the object who thinks two sluts on a team is a good idea.
TNT Block: THAT'S IT. *EXPLODES IN UC'S FACE*
Appy: *walks to TNT's team*
TNT Block: You have to be fucking kidding me.
A little longer than a few mins later...
Hosty: These are the unnamed teams.
Team 1: TNT Block, Bubblegum Lollipop, Pompom Keychain, Unknown Console, Sparkly, Inspiration Cube, Rocket Lolly Juice
Team 2: Inky, Highlighty, Chocolate Sauce, Cuboid, Rainbow Heart, Appy
Note: Appy switched because TNT Block and Bubblegum Lollipop were bullying her.
Hosty: Time to name the teams.
TNT Block: *googles synoyms for awesome*
TNT Block: I have an idea!
Unknown Console: What? Team we have two idiots?
Bubblegum Lollipop: say that again and i swear i will-
TNT Block: No, you fucking idiot.
PomPom Keychain: Then what is it?
TNT Block: Team Amazing!
Rocket Lolly Juice: seems legit
With Inky's team...
Cuboid: Do any of you have a single idea?
Inky: Inkredible?
Appy:
TNT Block: *JEALOUS*
Hosty: Time's up, BIOTCH.
Hosty: It's time for the next challenge!
Bubblegum Lollipop: Is it a fashion show?
Hosty:
Everyone in Team Amazing exept TNT Block and Sparkly:
https://youtu.be/89PKBpGm4bQ
Hosty: Enough bullshit. It is basically Temple Run but fucking not.
Hosty: You have to take this ultra precious rainbow diamond out of some ancient pyramid.
Hosty: The team who gets the diamond first wins immunity but the other team is-
Contestants: up for elimination.
Hosty: One thing, the diamond looks a bit like this.
Team Amazing: wow....
Hosty: *summons a portal* Jump in.
Everyone: *yeets inside*
*insert cool portal effect here*
Hosty: I'll leave you there. BAI BITCHES! *teleports away*
Everyone's mind: If we beat up the other team, I can get immunity.
Inky: *punches unknown console on the screen*
TNT Block: *inserts a firework in Chocolate Sauce's ass and she flew to Uranus*
Chocolate Sauce: Uhh, why am I flying?
Inspiration Cube: *inspires Cuboid to fuck himself with a cactus*
Inky: *pees on Bubblegum Lollipop*
Bubblegum Lollipop: UGH, GET OFF ME
TNT Block: omae wa oh shinderu. (memeish for you're dead now)
TNT Block: *strangles Inky*
Inky: *slips through TNT Block's hands*
Hosty: You do know I'm still here, right?
Highlighty: I can explain... 0 _ 0
Hosty: *pushes them all to the entrance*
TNT Block: *runs like sonic* Let's go.
Team Amazing: *follows TNT Block*
Bubblegum Lollipop: *starts to hug TNT Block*
TNT Block: U w U
Pompom Keychain: Dude, stop plz.
TNT Block: *blushy*
Inky: This is our chance to win!
Inkredibles: *naruto runs*
Unknown Console: The other team is about to catch up!
TNT Block: Shit. *uses a hoverboard to get higher than the Inkredibles*
Team Amazing: *holds on to TNT Block's hoverboard*
TNT Block: Greedy much?
*Trap appears and squashes TNT Block*
TNT Block: help plz
Bubblegum Lollipop: *comes to save tnt block*
Pompom Keychain: Just use the kill-revive trick.
Pompom Keychain: *shoots TNT Block*
TNT Block: ow *ded*
Bubblegum Lollipop: *starts crying* Pompom, you bastard!
Pompom Keychain: Are you really that pathetic?
Unknown Console: *revives TNT Block before Bubblegum Lollipop destroys us*
TNT Block: I'm back!
Bubblegum Lollipop: Well, I guess that works too.
With Inky's team...
Inky: I think we might win this challenge!
Cuboid: Just asking, but do you have a personality?
The rest of Inky's team:
Appy: *throws aloe vera to soothe dat sicc burn*
Cuboid: *sarcastically* Looks like a bad time.
Highlighty: OH SNAP!
Inky: kill me plz
Rainbow Heart: If you stay here, we'll lose, FATASS.
Chocolate Sauce: Don't be mean or we'll lose!
Cuboid: SHUT UP, CINNAMON ROLL
Chocolate Sauce: ok
Inky: Let's go!
Highlighty: But I need to finish my Bland Bar!
Inky: you've got to be fucking kidding me
With Team Amazing...
Bubblegum Lollipop: *buys a makeup kit*
Unknown Console: Do you really have to do that now?
Bubblegum Lollipop: I need to look BEAUTIFUL.
PomPom Keychain: Sounds like a certain ship I've seen before on Google...
Bubblegum Lollipop and Unknown Console: SHUT UP!
Rocket Lolly Juice: Can you stop fucking around and make an effort?
Pompom Keychain: What an asshole.
TNT Block: I can see the diamond from here!
Unknown Console: GET IT!
TNT Block, Pompom Keychain and Unknown Console run at the speed of sound to grab the diamond.
TNT Block: We're so close!
*the three amigos run closer to the expensive jewel only to notice something*
Unknown Console: She's sentient?
Forth Wall: Of cource she's sentient, motherfucker.
TNT Block:
Rainbow Diamond: ooh! *walks to TNT Block*
TNT Block: Let's go. *uses teleportation jewels to take team amazing and rainbow diamond to hosty*
Inky: I made it...
Appy: Fuck, the jewel isn't there.
Inky's team: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hosty: Gimme dat jewel.
TNT Block:
TNT Block: She's too smol.
NOTE: ALTERNATE ART STYLE AGAIN.
Hosty: She can't compete! She's a kid!
Rainbow Diamond: I'm actually 14, bitch.
TNT Block: Exactly, let her join the show now.
Hosty: k fine.
Hosty: Team Amazing won the challenge so Team Inkredible is up for elimination.
Hosty: BYE BITCHES
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