Hosty: hewo.

Hosty: i exis-

Pompom Keychain: Make better lines because nobody's been reading this lately.

Hosty: No, it's TNT's elimination evasion.

Pompom Keychain: Explains alot actually.

Hosty: Plus try not to add a depression scene.

Hosty: Green Marker, I am looking at you.

Green Marker: *overused depression meme*

Hosty: So, the challenge is-

Coronavirus: Hi!

Hosty: oh no

Coronavirus: *in a giant robot* I'M BACK!

Hosty: boris johnson's gonna kill us

Sparkly: What hap-

Hosty: *points upwards*

Sparkly: oh.

Sparkly: NOT ANOTHER LOCKDOWN!

Coronavirus: You know what I want.

Coronavirus: Now give me my explosive baby back.

Pompom Keychain: *mind* he HATES you.

Hosty: Make Corona calm the fuck down or I'll sell the island for a justin beiber concert ticket.

Pompom Keychain: fine lol.

Coronavirus: GIVE HIM BACK!

Pompom Keychain:

Coronavirus: *gets more pissed*

Pompom Keychain: Take a joke. No.❤

Coronavirus: *picks up Pompom Keychain*

Coronavirus: On the count of fucking three, you will give me TNT to keep forever...

Coronavirus: Or I'll squish you to death.

Coronavirus: 3.

Pompom Keychain: YOU ARE EVIL!

Coronavirus: 2.

Pompom Keychain: HE'S FUCKING ELIMI-

Coronavirus: 1.

Coronavirus: Goodbye. I liked you as a friend anyway.

Pompom Keychain: WAIT I'M SO-

Coronavirus: *crushes pompom keychain with the robot's hands*

Sparkly: NO!

Sparkly: I never got to tell him...

Green Marker: Welp, that was dark.

Cuboid: You're the last one to realise that.

Sparkly: But he was so fluffy and cute!

Cuboid: *mind* Explains why I still have virginity.

Cuboid: *mind* Now, to make reasons why pervert should break up with thot.

Pompom Keychain: You're playing with my clip on part*

Coronavirus: Oh. *teleports pk to a different her secret bunker*

Pompom Keychain: Someone deal with this bitch anyway.

Rocket Lolly Juice: *breathes in and out*

Rocket Lolly Juice:

Coronavirus:

Coronavirus: *crushes rocket lolly juice*

Coronavirus: *mind* They know to give TNT to me but they fucking won't.

Coronavirus: Hmph.

Sparkly: Uhhhh...

Sparkly: *tries to do something that can be classified as intresting*

Coronavirus: I'm not an ingrown fetus. *crushes sparkly*

Sparkly: i have ded

Cuboid: eat water, drink vegetables, i'm out. *yeets himself away*

Fourth Wall: I haven't been broken for ages! :D

Fourth Wall: *mind* Why did you leave me...

Unknown Console: *walking peacefully because he escaped*

Unknown Console: What a bright sunny day! X3

Coronavirus: *snaps fourth wall in two*

Pompom Keychain: HOLY PEANUT BUTTER ON A STICK-

Unknown Console: *mind* get over it.

Hosty: *sees unknown console*

Unknown Console:

ADVERTISEMENT BREAK! (2)

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Note - THE NUMBER ISN'T REAL, DON'T ACTUALLY CALL IT.

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AD 3

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TNT Block: STOP LYING

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BACK TO OBJECT CRAPIDISE

Cuboid:

Coronavirus: funny. :)

Cuboid: IT'S WORKING!

Contestants: YAY!

Coronavirus: I'll stop crushing you for now. Just give TNT back when the creator actually fucking writes for once.

Hosty: And Green Marker is eliminated lel

Green Marker:

Green Marker: My dark humor is fucking funny!

Hosty: And the show gets less comments for that. Byebye. *kicks green marker in the MONK PORTAL*

Green Marker: NOOOOOOO-

MORE EPISODES COME WHE- yeah, my phone is at 1% now bye.