Episode 14: Doors.
Sparkly: *walks around while playing minecraft*
Rocket Lolly Juice: Nice gradient!
Sparkly: Thanks. I had to get it because of glitter loss.
Rocket Lolly Juice: And I'm asking, who caused that glitter loss?
Sparkly: Ummm...
I HAD TO REFERENCE EDDSWORLD. (looks like i can't hide new obsessions forever.)
TNT Block: *messing around with his powers*
Sparkly: Please stop! You're hurting everybody!
TNT Block:
TNT Block: *makes a huge car crash into Sparkly's face, causing severe glitter loss*
Sparkly: *back to reality* That's why.
Hosty:
Hosty: Challenge Time.
Everyone: *pissed*
Hosty: Plus the new character...
???: Hi! :3
Hosty: SHUT UP WHILE I INTRODUCE YOU!
Hosty: That's Play Doh. An useless piece of creative shi-
Play Doh: I'M BORED. :(
Hosty: SHUT UP!
Play Doh: Why? UwU
Hosty:
Play Doh: What's wrong?
Hosty: AAAAAAAAAAA-
Hosty: The challenge is to go through a set of doors.
Hosty: One of these doors have treasure while the others...
Hosty: You'll see some questionable shit.
Cuboid: How many doors. Just asking.
Hosty: 69.
Contestants: you watch porn, don't you.
Hosty: ONLY ONCE A MONTH! > _ <
Contestants: Oh.
Hosty: It's named The Corridor of Doors.
Play Doh: I get the pun.
Hosty: Shut up or I will make TNT rape you.
Play Doh:
Hosty: Plus, you may see Ghosty.
Ghosty: *masturbating with a Bubblegum Lollipop plush*
Contestants: *turns straight to Ghosty* Why. You could be murdering some idiots with your chainsaw but instead, you're fapping.
Ghosty: Says the random gang. Ha.
Pompom Keychain: *gets a vacuum*
Ghosty: Don't hurt me. :(
Play Doh: *throws away the vacuum* No killing. :)
Pompom Keychain: Fine.
Hosty: Now. *teleports them to the corridor of doors*
Hosty: Now where's my anime?
At the Corridor of Doors...
Rocket Lolly Juice: I'll find it first!*walks around and opens a door*
Teletubbies: *walk out the door* Hello! *holds a knife*
Contestants to Rocket Lolly Juice: You killed us all. *starts screaming*
Pompom Keychain: *uses power glove to yeet the teletubbies away*
Green Marker: So... I'm bored.
Contestants: Same...
Green Marker: I'm just wondering, HOW THE FUCK DOES TNT GET GIRLS?
Pompom Keychain: AND WHY DOES EVERYONE FALL FOR MANIPULATIVE BASTARDS?
Ghosty: I wish you didn't say that. *possesses Pompom Keychain and Green Marker*
Pompom Keychain: WhAt Is HaPpEnInG???
Green Marker: SaMe HeRe!!!
Pompom Keychain: *fluff spills out of his mouth*
Green Marker: *ink bleeding everywhere*
Contestants: AAAAAAAAAAA- *runs away*
Ghosty: *stops possessing them* Idiots.
Pompom Keychain: What happened?
Green Marker: I have no fucking idea.
Pompom Keychain: *opens another door*
Squishy Devil Emoji: I expected a girl to come!!! :(
Pompom Keychain: Fuck this, fuck that, I'M OUT. *closes the door*
Squishy Devil Emoji: *masturbating to a picture of bubblegum lollipop*
Pompom Keychain: *walks the fuck out and watches Inanimate Insanity*
Play Doh: *walks around the corridor*
???: *pulls Play Doh to another room*
???: Hey, I need you for something-
Play Doh: I know who you are. TNT.
TNT Block: You had to ruin that moment, didn't you?
Play Doh: Sorry but yes.
TNT Block: I'm trying to get back in the game.
TNT Block: The escape didn't work, the robot didn't work, flirting to Writery didn't work, even the fangirl riots didn't work.
Play Doh: Fangirl riots?
TNT Block: Straight after Episode 11, my fangirls were protesting and destroying shit for a month. And don't ask how high school students manage to do THAT.
Play Doh: Oh. I destroyed a monument and threw it at the police.
TNT Block: What was it?
Play Doh: Pencil Tower. 895ft of giant pencils forming a tall triangle.
TNT Block: Then I have the job for you.
TNT Block: *puts on a bracelet with red lights on Play Doh*
TNT Block: Annoy Hosty and attack anyone hating me.
Play Doh: I get it with the haters but annoying Hosty?
TNT Block: Do you want me to win the island?
Play Doh: Ok.
Play Doh: Yes master.
Note: If Play Doh is affected by the bracelet, her text is in italics.
TNT Block: Also, wear this bow. It looks cute on you. *gives bow*
Play Doh: Thank you, cutie. *walks out room*
TNT Block: *blush*
Unknown Console: Just stop. She's new.
TNT Block:
Appy: *slaps the both of them* I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
Appy: Also, really TNT? You made her call you master. Pervert.
TNT Block: Heh heh. *lenny face intensifies*
OK BACK TO THE CHALLENGE-
Rocket Lolly Juice: Think this door could be it... *opens door*
Rocket Lolly Juice: Never mind. *walks away*
Play Doh: Hi! :3
Rocket Lolly Juice: Hey...
Play Doh: Let's open more doors! :)
Rocket Lolly Juice: Ok.
Play Doh: *opens 3 doors*
Mr Mop: Hey~
The girls: Nope nope nope. *walking away*
Mr Mop: Fun time!!! >:)
Rocket Lolly Juice: I'D RATHER GET RAPED BY TNT THAN YOU.
Mr Mop: But It'll be nice...
Play Doh: Excuse me for a second.
Play Doh: *gets the cross* THE POWER OF BEESUS COMPELS YOU-
Mr Mop: *runs away*
TNT Block: *demonic screeching* STOP IT.
Play Doh: Sorry, senpai~
Rocket Lolly Juice: DON'T STEAL HIM FROM ME.
Play Doh: HE BELONGS TO ME!
Musical Notey: HE HATES YOU, UNCULTURED SWINE!
Play Doh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! *starts fighting*
The other girls: *mind* Wait, her lid is usually turquoise. Now it's crimson.
TNT Block: Always fighting for my attention. Cute.
Bubblegum Lollipop: Babe, you're gonna get caught!
TNT Block: *perverted* I know something where we won't get caught~
Bubblegum Lollipop: My naughty demon~ *starts having sex with TNT*
Squishy Devil Emoji: *jealous*
Raspberry: *looks at TNT*
Unknown Console: *to raspberry* So...
Unknown Console: It's hard to say this without being *16 year old explosive pervert/bubblegum addict* but....
Unknown Console: I'M FEELING A BIT HORNY! 😓😓😓
Raspberry: *leaps onto unknown console in kitten form* Let's have fun~ *starts fucking unknown console*
Rocket Lolly Juice: *opens another door and is surprised*
???: *jumps out of a indigo-colored portal* Finally out of prison.
Rocket Lolly Juice: Oh no. *runs to tell cuboid*
Cuboid: The fuck do you need?
Rocket Lolly Juice: She escaped from prison.
Highlighty and Raspberry: *stares at them* WE ARE DEAD OBJECTS.
Play Doh: Who are you worrying about? :3
Cuboid: *points behind her*
Play Doh: Hmm?
???: *snaps play doh in two pieces*
Everyone:
???: Hello, shitwits.
Cuboid: That means...
Purple Cherry: It is me.
Rocket Lolly Juice: *mind* Shit. We're trapped here with the toughest girl in school.
Purple Cherry: *voice slowly gets darker* I'm not here to hurt anyone but the guy who called the police on me.
TNT Block: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Everyone: *screaming and hiding*
Ghosty: *looks out to check*
Squishy Devil Emoji: *pulls ghosty away* IT'S HER.
Ghosty: SHIT.
Squishy Devil Emoji: Please tell me TNT will get us out of this mess...
TNT Block: *hides in a corner* I am scared.
Squishy Devil Emoji: In other words, we're all fucked. AND NOT IN THAT WAY.
Purple Cherry: *shoots the place* Come out wherever you are~
Everyone: *mind* PLEASE TNT, GET US OUT OF HERE.
TNT Block: *starts folding himself*
Purple Cherry: *spots TNT* UwU what's this?
TNT Block: *mind* DON'T TELL ME-
Purple Cherry: *hugs TNT* So cute~
Everyone: *to TNT*
TNT Block: Get off me please. :)
Purple Cherry: But you're so fun to hug~ X3
TNT Block: End my suffering.
Purple Cherry: *kissing TNT on the mouth*
TNT Block: *visible blushing and in demon form* GET OFF ME.
Purple Cherry: *keeps hugging TNT*
TNT Block: *mind* HELP ME NOW.
Squishy Devil Emoji: *opens door 36*
Acid Cup: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
Squishy Devil Emoji: *lip sync* (purple cherry)
Acid Cup: NOPE, I AIN'T COMING OUT.
Squishy Devil Emoji: WHY?
Acid Cup: Don't you know? She hates me to the point of murder.
Squishy Devil Emoji: Yes, I know your failed attempt at flirting.
Acid Cup: Don't bring that up. *burms squishy devil emoji with acid*
Treaty: Please try...
Acid Cup: Why?
Treaty: I'll let you burn her~
Acid Cup: Fine. *goes outside*
Pompom Keychain and Cuboid: *sees acid cup*
Acid Cup: I'm not here to kill you, idiots.
Everyone:
Acid Cup: Um. Ok. *walks away*
Acid Cup: *looks at purple cherry*
Acid Cup: *mind* So she has a crush on HIM.
Acid Cup: Fuck that, fuck this, I'M LEAVIN. *jumps out the window*
TNT Block: Can you please stop crushing on me?
Purple Cherry: I just had a crush on you for a very long time...
Rocket Lolly Juice:
Rocket Lolly Juice: SOME NEW SHIP MATERIAL! *starts writing it down*
Purple Cherry: I just get clingy at times...
TNT Block: *goes in his form* ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, LET'S DESTROY THE PLACE!
Purple Cherry: *in form* HELL YEAH!
TNT Block: *throws weapons everywhere*
Purple Cherry: *destroys the place with a wrecking ball*
Wrecking Ball: I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT!
TNT Block: I found some better music.
TNT Block: *brings back the dinosaurs*
Bubblegum Lollipop: I WANT TO GO SHOPPING!
TNT Block: AW SHIT.
TNT Block: I have to go. By-
Hosty: *slams the door open* WOT IN THE FRICK FRACK FROCK IS GOING ON HERE.
TNT Block: Piss.
Eliminated Contestants: *runs like sanic*
Hosty: *electrocutes TNT*
TNT Block: AHHH! *dead*
Bubblegum Lollipop: WHY? *crying*
Hosty: Now get into the portal. *pushes them all in*
KawaiiDoodleQueen: Did I just see you do something illegal?
Hosty: of course not, creator.
KawaiiDoodleQueen: DON'T FUCKING KILL TNT! *throws hosty off a cliff*
KawaiiDoodleQueen: *revives TNT*
TNT Block: *revived* AT LEAST.
KawaiiDoodleQueen: uwu
TNT Block: OH NO.
More episodes come when they do.
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