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Episode 13: Complicated

Rocket Lolly Juice: *playing with a TNT Block plushie*

Raspberry: You OWN that crap?

Rocket Lolly Juice: Yes and don't call it crap.

Rocket Lolly Juice: It's just... TNT's gone and I had a crush on him for 7 years...

Raspberry: Well, hope there's about 10 plushies around here or World War 3 will happen.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Yes, I know about the fangirls.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Probably because of his criminal record.

Raspberry: I know that a couple of classmates got arrested a year ago.

Rocket Lolly Juice: I knew that someone was missing!

Raspberry: Why do you even have a crush on this horny dude anyway.

Rocket Lolly Juice: He's kinda hot.

Raspberry: I don't see why because the only type of relationship you'll get with TNT is him using you as a toy.

Raspberry: That happened to Ap-

Fourth Wall: DON'T YOU SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO WATCH PORN?

Raspberry: *flirting* Sorry, Fourthy~

Rocket Lolly Juice: And you say that I shouldn't love TNT.

Raspberry: Please don't tell Unknown Console.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Fine.

Hosty: CHALLENGE TIME!

Raspberry: What took you so long?

Hosty: Umm....

Raspberry: Seriously?

Hosty: The challenge is....

Hosty: I have no idea.

Hosty: Oh yeah, It's a free episode.

Contestants: THANKS CUBOID!

Cuboid: I'M FINALLY APPRECIATED! :D

Hosty: LOL NO, We're doing a water park race!

Rocket Lolly Juice: But I can't swim!

Hosty: If the Inanimate Insanity Finale taught you anything, USE A CORK.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Oh.

Hosty: That's what I thought.

Musical Notey: This is going to be fun!

Hosty: No shit.

Hosty: The winner of this challenge gets plane tickets.

Contestants: WHEN DO WE START?

Hosty: *teleports everyone to whatever the name randomiser can think of*

Hosty: Welcome to The Fucking Ocean.

Contestants:

Hosty: The randomiser was being a bitch so I named it myself.

Hosty: Btw, It's a waterpark under the sea.

Contestants: Ok then.

Hosty: Now get your ass on that weak af waterslide plastic and go.

Cuboid: *at the front* It's fucking stuck.

Hosty: Oh.

Hosty: Looks like we have to do another challenge to make up for this one.

When they got back on land...

Hosty: Instead of that, you'll be drawing things that'll fight each other.

Cuboid: Cool.

Hosty: Say more or I'll smash you.

Contestants:

Hosty: Good. Now here's some magic paper that I totally didn't steal from the creator. *gives paper and pens*

Contestants: Yay! *starts drawing*

At AEROTCC...

Unknown Console: TNT, are you done gathering weapons?

*no reply from TNT*

Unknown Console: TNT?

TNT Block: *getting tickled by Bubblegum Lollipop* hehehe~ :3

Unknown Console: Is this a joke.

TNT Block: Fuck off, Unknown Console.

Unknown Console: *deep voice* IF YOU DON'T WORK, I'LL DELETE YOUR PORNHUB ACCOUNT AND CUT OFF YOUR DICK.

TNT Block: Why are you leading this when I've escaped from prison 7 times?

Eliminated Contestants: YEAH!

Unknown Console: Because I'm a better leader than you.

TNT Block: I can literally corrupt you if you don't shut up.

Unknown Console: I'd like to see you try.

TNT Block: *performs the red corruption ring*

Unknown Console: *mind*

TNT Block: *reads unknown console's mind* Exactly. I rule now.

Unknown Console: *TNT's thoughts* I'm gonna do something naughty~

Unknown Console: *mind* God. TNT is HORNY AS FU-

TNT Block: So, any ideas for the boat?

At the challenge

Hosty: Let's start the challenge!

Cuboid VS Musical Notey

Musical Notey: I've got a bomb that can blow you to bits!

Cuboid: And I summoned Sans!

Sans: Bad time.

Musical Notey: *defeated*

Cuboid:

Pompom Keychain VS Raspberry

Pompom Keychain: *draws a super stickman*

Super Stickman: I am Super Stickman and I will kick your ass!

Raspberry: *googles fireafy porn and shows it to super stickman*

Super Stickman:

Raspberry: Wanna see more?

Super Stickman: NO!

Raspberry: Too bad.

Raspberry: *shows TNT's browsing history*

Super Stickman: *masturbating*

Raspberry: *mind* Looks like he's horny.

Sans: *runs around and breaks Raspberry's computer*

Raspberry:

Highlighty vs Green Marker

Green Marker: *draws a weight*

Highlighty: *draws teletubbies*

Teletubbies: *beats up Green Marker*

Green Marker: Fuck. *ded*

Highlighty: YAY!

Back at AEROTCC...

TNT Block: Inspiration Cube, your shit will not work. 100%.

Inspiration Cube: You just have to build a boat out of scrap.

TNT Block: *teleports a huge fucking cruise ship into the water*

Inspiration Cube: I'm an idiot for suggesting that.

Eliminated Contestants: *goes in the cruise ship*

TNT Block: Appy, drive it.

Appy: *blushing* I DON'T HAVE A DRIVING LICENCE!

TNT Block: Fine. *teleports a boat driver*

Boat Driver:

Boat Driver: IT'S TNT FROM OBJECT CRAPIDISE!

TNT Block: Just drive the boat.

Boat Driver: My pleasure. *goes to the drivers seat*

TNT Block: Now if you don't mind... *has sex with bubblegum lollipop*

Everyone Else:

Back at the contest...

Teletubbies: *slapping super stickman*

Super Stickman: *throws a teletubbie to TNT's battle arena*

Raspberry's broken computer: *throws a bowling ball at sans*

Sans: *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*

Hosty:

Musical Notey's bomb: *explodes in front of hosty*

Hosty: Could be worse.

Rocket Lolly Juice: *draws an electrocution device*

Electrocution Device:

Super Stickman:

Pompom Keychain: GET BACK HERE YOU PERVY SHIT!

Super Stickman: NEVER! >:)

Cuboid: *to super stickman*

Super Stickman: HAVE MERCY!

Cuboid: Just kidding.

Super Stickman: Good.

Cuboid: I wouldn't unless TNT FUCKED MY COUSIN AGAIN!!!!

Cubey: *kicks Cuboid into the ocean*

Cubey: Don't mind him, he's overprotective.

Cubey: *mind* EVEN THOUGH TNT IS SO FRICKIN HAWT.

Squishy Devil Emoji and Ghosty: *walks in*

Ghosty:

Hosty: I made a drawing contest without the creator's permission and everything fucked up.

Shittyflute(Pompom Keychain's):

With the eliminated contests...

Eliminated Contestants: *walking in a forest not too far from the competition*

Chocolate Sauce: Are you sure this is safe?

TNT Block: Probably.

TNT Block: I have a map to the competition grounds and it says this way.

Chocolate Sauce: Good to know.

Inky: So...

Chocolate Sauce: *to inky*

TNT Block: I can see the competition from here.

Eliminated Contestants: YAY!

TNT Block: Me, Appy, Unknown Console and Double Stuffed Oreo will do the attacking.

TNT Block: Chocolate Sauce and Inspiration Cube will distract everyone.

TNT Block: Inky will be the lookout and Bubblegum Lollipop will just sit and look pretty.

Bubblegum Lollipop: Don't tell me I have to be next to Inky.

TNT Block: Of course not because Inky will try and fuck you.

Inky: I SAID I'M SORRY! I WAS A BIT HORNY IN EPISODE TWO!

Bubblegum Lollipop: Inky, nobody wants to fuck you because you have ZERO knowledge of sex.

Bubblegum Lollipop: And because it feels slimy with you. Ew.

Inky: *sad face*

TNT Block: *goes in demon form* Whatever you do, don't tame me.

Eliminated Girls: Ok.

Hosty: *rolled up* All around me are familiar faces, worn out-

Appy: *uses him like a bowling ball*

TNT Block: *holds Hosty close to a cliff* CUBEY, GET THE PRANK!

Cubey:

Hosty:

TNT Block: Shut up.

Cubey: Got it!

TNT Block: Nice.

Foil Balloony: *running* HELP ME!

TNT Block: *ignores foil balloony and sets up hosty for the prank*

Foil Balloony: THIS IS IMPORTANT! 😥😥😥

TNT Block and Cubey: This better be quick.

Foil Balloony: L I P  G L O S S.

Lip Gloss: *hugs Foil Balloony tightly* LOVE ME!

TNT Block: *mind* Shit, he's got the same problem. Crazy fangirls.

TNT Block: *thanos snaps Lip Gloss to jupiter*

In space...

Lip Gloss: Fuck.

Jupiter: 

Uranus: *to lip gloss* SHE THICC-

Jupiter: URANUS YOU PERVERT-

The Sun: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL EXPLODE.

Planets: Okie dokie.

Writers Note: I got bored so I wrote the space part. Back to the competition :0

Hosty: *frees himself and runs away*

Appy: *puts him up in the air and smashes him repeatedly*

Double Stuffed Oreo: *drowns hosty in oreo cream*

Hosty: *muffled screaming*

Double Stuffed Oreo: *puts giant oreo crumbles in (they act as rocks)*

Cupcake: *walks in*

Hosty: HELP ME!

Cupcake: This is karma. *walks away*

Hosty: NOOOO-

The oreo flood disappears to somewhere.

Hosty: I'M SAVED!

TNT Block: GRRRR-

TNT Block: *gets magic paper and draws a fire breathing monster*

Fire Breathing Monster: Die.

Hosty: *uno reverse card*

Contestants: oooooh....

TNT Block: *gets a mirror and the reverse card reflects on him*

Hosty: Aw shit.

Pompom Keychain: PLAY THE MUSIC!

Fire Breathing Monster: *breathes fire*

Hosty: *dodge*

TNT Block: I'll just take matters into my own hands. *draws a giant robot*

TNT Block: *unleashes robot henchmen*

Note: The henchmen are pink and crimson cubes.

They look a bit like this.

Hosty: Aww... These can't fight....

Robot Henchmen:

Hosty: *hides*

Super Stickman: *walks around*

Fire Breathing Monster: *spots super stickman and breathes fire on him*

Super Stickman: *dodges and blasts a lazer at the fire breathing monster*

Fire Breathing Monster: *teleports away*

Super Stickman: Good.

Back at the robot battle...

Hosty: *dodges all attacks but gets slightly injured*

TNT Block: *sends out more henchmen but there's no more*

TNT Block: Where the fuck are they? *sees dead henchmen at the bottom of the cliff and super stickman fucking one of them*

TNT Block: Ok, what is going on here.

Super Stickman: This one's a girl.

TNT Block: THAT'S IT. *crushes hosty with the robot's foot*

Hosty: *breaks the robot*

TNT Block:

Warning - The robot is officially fucked.

TNT Block: Aw piss.

TNT Block: *getting thrown in the air*

Hosty: About time.

Hosty: Plus we changed the area the eliminated contestants go because Fangirl Cube would make me lose my penis privilege.

Hosty: Now to attract the other eliminated contestants. *puts down a plate of cookies*

Eliminated Contestants: COOKIES! *goes to the plate*

Hosty: *pushes them into a portal*

At the new elimination area...

Appy: WAIT, THIS IS A CLOSET!

Eliminated Contestants:

A few minutes later...

Double Stuffed Oreo: GET OUT OF THE WAY, CHOCOLATE SAUCE!

Chocolate Sauce: NO YOU!

Bubblegum Lollipop: GET OUT OF MY WAY, I NEED SOME SPACE! *pushes the both of them to the side*

Inky: *throws Bubblegum Lollipop to the end*

Eliminated Contestants: *arguing*

TNT Block: AAAAAAAAAAAA- *falls in the closet from the ceiling*

TNT Block: REALLY HOSTY? A CLOSET?

Other Eliminated Contestants: The next time we escape, kill Hosty.

TNT Block: Ok. I stole a pack of magic paper.

More episodes come when I give a fuck.


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