Episode 13: Complicated
Rocket Lolly Juice: *playing with a TNT Block plushie*
Raspberry: You OWN that crap?
Rocket Lolly Juice: Yes and don't call it crap.
Rocket Lolly Juice: It's just... TNT's gone and I had a crush on him for 7 years...
Raspberry: Well, hope there's about 10 plushies around here or World War 3 will happen.
Rocket Lolly Juice: Yes, I know about the fangirls.
Rocket Lolly Juice: Probably because of his criminal record.
Raspberry: I know that a couple of classmates got arrested a year ago.
Rocket Lolly Juice: I knew that someone was missing!
Raspberry: Why do you even have a crush on this horny dude anyway.
Rocket Lolly Juice: He's kinda hot.
Raspberry: I don't see why because the only type of relationship you'll get with TNT is him using you as a toy.
Raspberry: That happened to Ap-
Fourth Wall: DON'T YOU SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO WATCH PORN?
Raspberry: *flirting* Sorry, Fourthy~
Rocket Lolly Juice: And you say that I shouldn't love TNT.
Raspberry: Please don't tell Unknown Console.
Rocket Lolly Juice: Fine.
Hosty: CHALLENGE TIME!
Raspberry: What took you so long?
Hosty: Umm....
Raspberry: Seriously?
Hosty: The challenge is....
Hosty: I have no idea.
Hosty: Oh yeah, It's a free episode.
Contestants: THANKS CUBOID!
Cuboid: I'M FINALLY APPRECIATED! :D
Hosty: LOL NO, We're doing a water park race!
Rocket Lolly Juice: But I can't swim!
Hosty: If the Inanimate Insanity Finale taught you anything, USE A CORK.
Rocket Lolly Juice: Oh.
Hosty: That's what I thought.
Musical Notey: This is going to be fun!
Hosty: No shit.
Hosty: The winner of this challenge gets plane tickets.
Contestants: WHEN DO WE START?
Hosty: *teleports everyone to whatever the name randomiser can think of*
Hosty: Welcome to The Fucking Ocean.
Contestants:
Hosty: The randomiser was being a bitch so I named it myself.
Hosty: Btw, It's a waterpark under the sea.
Contestants: Ok then.
Hosty: Now get your ass on that weak af waterslide plastic and go.
Cuboid: *at the front* It's fucking stuck.
Hosty: Oh.
Hosty: Looks like we have to do another challenge to make up for this one.
When they got back on land...
Hosty: Instead of that, you'll be drawing things that'll fight each other.
Cuboid: Cool.
Hosty: Say more or I'll smash you.
Contestants:
Hosty: Good. Now here's some magic paper that I totally didn't steal from the creator. *gives paper and pens*
Contestants: Yay! *starts drawing*
At AEROTCC...
Unknown Console: TNT, are you done gathering weapons?
*no reply from TNT*
Unknown Console: TNT?
TNT Block: *getting tickled by Bubblegum Lollipop* hehehe~ :3
Unknown Console: Is this a joke.
TNT Block: Fuck off, Unknown Console.
Unknown Console: *deep voice* IF YOU DON'T WORK, I'LL DELETE YOUR PORNHUB ACCOUNT AND CUT OFF YOUR DICK.
TNT Block: Why are you leading this when I've escaped from prison 7 times?
Eliminated Contestants: YEAH!
Unknown Console: Because I'm a better leader than you.
TNT Block: I can literally corrupt you if you don't shut up.
Unknown Console: I'd like to see you try.
TNT Block: *performs the red corruption ring*
Unknown Console: *mind*
TNT Block: *reads unknown console's mind* Exactly. I rule now.
Unknown Console: *TNT's thoughts* I'm gonna do something naughty~
Unknown Console: *mind* God. TNT is HORNY AS FU-
TNT Block: So, any ideas for the boat?
At the challenge
Hosty: Let's start the challenge!
Cuboid VS Musical Notey
Musical Notey: I've got a bomb that can blow you to bits!
Cuboid: And I summoned Sans!
Sans: Bad time.
Musical Notey: *defeated*
Cuboid:
Pompom Keychain VS Raspberry
Pompom Keychain: *draws a super stickman*
Super Stickman: I am Super Stickman and I will kick your ass!
Raspberry: *googles fireafy porn and shows it to super stickman*
Super Stickman:
Raspberry: Wanna see more?
Super Stickman: NO!
Raspberry: Too bad.
Raspberry: *shows TNT's browsing history*
Super Stickman: *masturbating*
Raspberry: *mind* Looks like he's horny.
Sans: *runs around and breaks Raspberry's computer*
Raspberry:
Highlighty vs Green Marker
Green Marker: *draws a weight*
Highlighty: *draws teletubbies*
Teletubbies: *beats up Green Marker*
Green Marker: Fuck. *ded*
Highlighty: YAY!
Back at AEROTCC...
TNT Block: Inspiration Cube, your shit will not work. 100%.
Inspiration Cube: You just have to build a boat out of scrap.
TNT Block: *teleports a huge fucking cruise ship into the water*
Inspiration Cube: I'm an idiot for suggesting that.
Eliminated Contestants: *goes in the cruise ship*
TNT Block: Appy, drive it.
Appy: *blushing* I DON'T HAVE A DRIVING LICENCE!
TNT Block: Fine. *teleports a boat driver*
Boat Driver:
Boat Driver: IT'S TNT FROM OBJECT CRAPIDISE!
TNT Block: Just drive the boat.
Boat Driver: My pleasure. *goes to the drivers seat*
TNT Block: Now if you don't mind... *has sex with bubblegum lollipop*
Everyone Else:
Back at the contest...
Teletubbies: *slapping super stickman*
Super Stickman: *throws a teletubbie to TNT's battle arena*
Raspberry's broken computer: *throws a bowling ball at sans*
Sans: *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
Hosty:
Musical Notey's bomb: *explodes in front of hosty*
Hosty: Could be worse.
Rocket Lolly Juice: *draws an electrocution device*
Electrocution Device:
Super Stickman:
Pompom Keychain: GET BACK HERE YOU PERVY SHIT!
Super Stickman: NEVER! >:)
Cuboid: *to super stickman*
Super Stickman: HAVE MERCY!
Cuboid: Just kidding.
Super Stickman: Good.
Cuboid: I wouldn't unless TNT FUCKED MY COUSIN AGAIN!!!!
Cubey: *kicks Cuboid into the ocean*
Cubey: Don't mind him, he's overprotective.
Cubey: *mind* EVEN THOUGH TNT IS SO FRICKIN HAWT.
Squishy Devil Emoji and Ghosty: *walks in*
Ghosty:
Hosty: I made a drawing contest without the creator's permission and everything fucked up.
Shittyflute(Pompom Keychain's):
With the eliminated contests...
Eliminated Contestants: *walking in a forest not too far from the competition*
Chocolate Sauce: Are you sure this is safe?
TNT Block: Probably.
TNT Block: I have a map to the competition grounds and it says this way.
Chocolate Sauce: Good to know.
Inky: So...
Chocolate Sauce: *to inky*
TNT Block: I can see the competition from here.
Eliminated Contestants: YAY!
TNT Block: Me, Appy, Unknown Console and Double Stuffed Oreo will do the attacking.
TNT Block: Chocolate Sauce and Inspiration Cube will distract everyone.
TNT Block: Inky will be the lookout and Bubblegum Lollipop will just sit and look pretty.
Bubblegum Lollipop: Don't tell me I have to be next to Inky.
TNT Block: Of course not because Inky will try and fuck you.
Inky: I SAID I'M SORRY! I WAS A BIT HORNY IN EPISODE TWO!
Bubblegum Lollipop: Inky, nobody wants to fuck you because you have ZERO knowledge of sex.
Bubblegum Lollipop: And because it feels slimy with you. Ew.
Inky: *sad face*
TNT Block: *goes in demon form* Whatever you do, don't tame me.
Eliminated Girls: Ok.
Hosty: *rolled up* All around me are familiar faces, worn out-
Appy: *uses him like a bowling ball*
TNT Block: *holds Hosty close to a cliff* CUBEY, GET THE PRANK!
Cubey:
Hosty:
TNT Block: Shut up.
Cubey: Got it!
TNT Block: Nice.
Foil Balloony: *running* HELP ME!
TNT Block: *ignores foil balloony and sets up hosty for the prank*
Foil Balloony: THIS IS IMPORTANT! 😥😥😥
TNT Block and Cubey: This better be quick.
Foil Balloony: L I P G L O S S.
Lip Gloss: *hugs Foil Balloony tightly* LOVE ME!
TNT Block: *mind* Shit, he's got the same problem. Crazy fangirls.
TNT Block: *thanos snaps Lip Gloss to jupiter*
In space...
Lip Gloss: Fuck.
Jupiter:
Uranus: *to lip gloss* SHE THICC-
Jupiter: URANUS YOU PERVERT-
The Sun: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL EXPLODE.
Planets: Okie dokie.
Writers Note: I got bored so I wrote the space part. Back to the competition :0
Hosty: *frees himself and runs away*
Appy: *puts him up in the air and smashes him repeatedly*
Double Stuffed Oreo: *drowns hosty in oreo cream*
Hosty: *muffled screaming*
Double Stuffed Oreo: *puts giant oreo crumbles in (they act as rocks)*
Cupcake: *walks in*
Hosty: HELP ME!
Cupcake: This is karma. *walks away*
Hosty: NOOOO-
The oreo flood disappears to somewhere.
Hosty: I'M SAVED!
TNT Block: GRRRR-
TNT Block: *gets magic paper and draws a fire breathing monster*
Fire Breathing Monster: Die.
Hosty: *uno reverse card*
Contestants: oooooh....
TNT Block: *gets a mirror and the reverse card reflects on him*
Hosty: Aw shit.
Pompom Keychain: PLAY THE MUSIC!
Fire Breathing Monster: *breathes fire*
Hosty: *dodge*
TNT Block: I'll just take matters into my own hands. *draws a giant robot*
TNT Block: *unleashes robot henchmen*
Note: The henchmen are pink and crimson cubes.
They look a bit like this.
Hosty: Aww... These can't fight....
Robot Henchmen:
Hosty: *hides*
Super Stickman: *walks around*
Fire Breathing Monster: *spots super stickman and breathes fire on him*
Super Stickman: *dodges and blasts a lazer at the fire breathing monster*
Fire Breathing Monster: *teleports away*
Super Stickman: Good.
Back at the robot battle...
Hosty: *dodges all attacks but gets slightly injured*
TNT Block: *sends out more henchmen but there's no more*
TNT Block: Where the fuck are they? *sees dead henchmen at the bottom of the cliff and super stickman fucking one of them*
TNT Block: Ok, what is going on here.
Super Stickman: This one's a girl.
TNT Block: THAT'S IT. *crushes hosty with the robot's foot*
Hosty: *breaks the robot*
TNT Block:
Warning - The robot is officially fucked.
TNT Block: Aw piss.
TNT Block: *getting thrown in the air*
Hosty: About time.
Hosty: Plus we changed the area the eliminated contestants go because Fangirl Cube would make me lose my penis privilege.
Hosty: Now to attract the other eliminated contestants. *puts down a plate of cookies*
Eliminated Contestants: COOKIES! *goes to the plate*
Hosty: *pushes them into a portal*
At the new elimination area...
Appy: WAIT, THIS IS A CLOSET!
Eliminated Contestants:
A few minutes later...
Double Stuffed Oreo: GET OUT OF THE WAY, CHOCOLATE SAUCE!
Chocolate Sauce: NO YOU!
Bubblegum Lollipop: GET OUT OF MY WAY, I NEED SOME SPACE! *pushes the both of them to the side*
Inky: *throws Bubblegum Lollipop to the end*
Eliminated Contestants: *arguing*
TNT Block: AAAAAAAAAAAA- *falls in the closet from the ceiling*
TNT Block: REALLY HOSTY? A CLOSET?
Other Eliminated Contestants: The next time we escape, kill Hosty.
TNT Block: Ok. I stole a pack of magic paper.
More episodes come when I give a fuck.
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