Hosty is in a meeting with his higher ups over the fate of Object Crapidise.

Hosty: I'M NOT DOING THIS FUCKERY AGAIN, MADAM RED PEN! THE CONTESTANTS KEEP KILLING ME!

Red Pen: yes you FUCKING ARE YOU GRADIENTED SACK OF GUMBALL FLAVORED SHIT!

Tangled Yoyo: I mean, seeing a big man getting assblasted by kids on national television is pretty fucking funny.

Hosty: NOT WHEN I GOT BOYCOTTED BY A PRESMAX SHIPPER OVER HIGHLIGHTY!

Hosty: H I G H L I G H T Y .

Red Pen: tru dat lol it fucked the viewerbase for sure but that doesn't mean you're not hosting.

Hosty: What else do I have to say to your probably misandrist ass for you to understand that my parents did not give birth to me in Doodleland to see their son get humiliated by rapists, porn stars and raging alcoholics on INTERPLANETARY FUCKING TELEVISION?!

Tangled Yoyo: T- Fine we'll make a compromise for you.

Red Pen: YOYO! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SUCCUMB TO SUGARMESS'S BULLSHIT.

Hosty: what did i say about calling me that

Red Pen: *passive aggressively* well i'm very sorry 'hosty' but until you finally babysit candy pen for once, i will a) refer to you as sugarmess until the day i fucking die and b) threaten to sell her off to fucking timothy and tell the police it was you, kapeesh?

Hosty: Kapeesh.

Tangled Yoyo: Now listen to my very big brain idea that will change the fate of television forever.

Hosty: I don't have much hope for this...

Tangled Yoyo: Replace you for a different person (for this season) and watch THEM getting bullied.

Hosty: FUCKING GENIUSSSSSS

Red Pen: That'll be very funny actually.

Tangled Yoyo: Exactly but we need to find the replacement host.

Tangled Yoyo turns around to see Lemonbiscuit on his lunch break, getting some coffee. He then picks up Lemonbiscuit and plops him down on a chair in a comedic fashion.

Lemonbiscuit: s- sir please dont punish me, the *sniff sniff* coffee machine in the cafeteria wasn't working and just please please dont hurt meh i'm on my last chance the ceo will fire me and i have a husband and foster kid to care for and-

Tangled Yoyo: Don't fret. I'm not an asshole. Instead guess what'll happen.

Lemonbiscuit: you'll lie and drag me to the ceo's office because that's what all my co-workers do?

Tangled Yoyo: No. Instead, you're getting a P R O M O T I O N ! :D

Lemonbiscuit: *sniff* Really?

Tangled Yoyo: I'm not an asshole, little dude! Of course! :D

Tangled Yoyo: Just sign this 900 page contract! :)

Lemonbiscuit: *immediately signs it*

Tangled Yoyo: In this show, you are the host giving teenagers a chance to win a nice island! :D

Lemonbiscuit: That sounds nice. :)

Tangled Yoyo: Exactly. And they're very nice too. We test the contestant's behavior before they join the show because we respect our staff!

Lemonbiscuit: Wonderful! I'm going to go tell my friends right now! :3

Lemonbiscuit skips merrily out the door.

Hosty, Tangled Yoyo and Red Pen: Fucking idiot. He won't survive a day in there.