Popcorn: boop skebeep bop

Possessed Orange: *does the spooky dance*

Hosty: IT IS LE CHALLENGE TIME BITCHES

Team Badass/Adorable/Minty/Freeze/Casual: *walks to hosty*

Lightsaber: Marry me.

Snowcone: No.

Lightsaber: 😭

Speech Bubble: So what do you think the challenge will be?

Trashy: my baby is eliminated ;-;

Speech Bubble: *incomprehensible words i'm not typing*

Jawbreaker: *is horny*

Scribbley: Could this day get any worse?

Jawbreaker: *lustfully stares at Pokeball*

Scribbley: Um, Popcorn?

Popcorn: ?

Scribbley: Jawbreaker is in her horny period.

Popcorn: the fuck

Scribbley: She's on "heat".

Popcorn: OH THE FUCK NO

Floppy Disk: amogus

Pokeball: Really? Overused jokes?

Jawbreaker: *glomps pokeball*

Pokeball: You're very horny.

Jawbreaker: Let's have fun, Pokecutie~

All other contestants: *gets the cross and the water*

Hosty: Today's challenge is to do a test.

Hosty: There are 13 questions.

Speech Bubble: Isn't this challenge from-

Hosty: Don't repeat dead jokes.

Hosty: And let's make it a quiz because why not?

Contestants:

Hosty: Now do the challenge while I watch Bubblegum Lollipop's sextapes.

Contestants: Ok.

Questionbot: *teleports here* Hello!

Boys: *staring at her no no parts*

Questionbot: Get your mind out of the gutter.

Boys: >:(

Questionbot: I'm just here to read out the questions so this episode doesn't become 5000 words long.

Questionbot: Let's start, degenerates.

Question 1 - What is X's value?

Everyone: SEVEN

Questionbot: No shit. You are all correct.

Question 2 - What is TNT's favorite color?

Team Adorable, Obsidian, Purple Orbeez, Trashy and Pancake: PINK.

Snowcone: I don't believe that for one second.

Snowcone: The real answer is red.

Snowcone: He's just so...

Snowcone: HAWWWWWT

Contestants:

Snowcone: Sorry about that.

Snowcone: I am now going to go in the corner and kill myself.

Snowcone: *mind*

Lightsaber:

Questionbot: She's right.

Snowcone: WHAT DID I TELL YOU BITCHES

Questionbot: He's actually sexually aroused by the color pink.

Questionbot: Meaning you either don't follow public decency laws or you're trying to compete in the drag race.

Obsidian: I'M NOT.

Questionbot: Then WHY DID YOU SEARCH THAT.

Obsidian: To humiliate him. :)

Questionbot: *glomps obsidian*

Obsidian: *blushing*

Questionbot: ara ara~

KawaiiDoodleQueen: LET'S FAST FORWARD TO THE NEXT QUESTION.

Question 3 - When should you not mine?

Everyone: AT NIGHT

Questionbot: Correct.

Questionbot: If you didn't know that, you're too young for Wattpad.

Question 4 - What are the magic words?

Popcorn: meeska mooska mickey mouse

Speech Bubble: Please and Thank you.

Obsidian: *having a seizure while covered in kisses*

Snowcone: Get up.

Obsidian: hehehe

Snowcone: HELLO 911 DARK PURPLE BOI IS DYING

Nurse Medicine:

Snowcone: I swear I saw you when I was a baby-

Nurse Medicine: Because I was a midwife.

Snowcone: How did you get fired exactly?

Nurse Medicine: I can see the future.

Snowcone: Ok then...

Nurse Medicine: I called an exorcist for that one.

Snowcone: *pissed*

Nurse Medicine: HE'S A FUCKING SERIAL RAPIST.

Snowcone: Now, please help this purple bitch.

Obsidian: *is now drunk*

Scribbley: *pointing to Speech Bubble and Questionbot*

Questionbot: SHUT UP NEWFAG

Questionbot: next question please and popcorn is correct

Question 5 - What is Bubblegum Lollipop's favorite flavor of popsicle?

Pokeball: Dick.

Contestants: WELL NO SHIT

Questionbot: She's a WHORE so you're correct.

Question 6 - If a child votes on BFDI 1a when voting ended 11 FUCKING YEARS AGO, is that child retarded?

Contestants: Not exactly because they probably can't read or remember the alphabet.

Questionbot: You said it in the politically correct way.

Questionbot: The real answer is to SEND THEM TO THE FUCKING-

Question 7 - Should 2010's Youtube Culture be taught at every school?

Everyone: yes

Questionbot: I agree.

Question 8 - What is 1 + 1?

Speech Bubble: 59

Questionbot: *summons roadmen*

Speech Bubble: oh fu-

Roadmen:

Snowcone: Legends say that roadmen are more powerful than TNT but I think that's complete bullshit.

Galaxy Liquid:

Questionbot: *mind* Where is the mental hospital when they need it?

Question 9 - How do you lure this blue fluffy boi to bed?

Questionbot: *blushing* it's not what you think

All contestants: YOU'RE A SIMP

Questionbot: I'M NOT

Contestants: TAKE HIM ROBO BITCH *yeets pompom keychain at questionbot*

Pompom Keychain: STOP YEETING ME

Questionbot: I'M CALLING THE POLICE

Contestants: *yeets cuboid at questionbot*

Cuboid: FUCK YOU ALL

Pancake: i didn't yeet you senpai

Cuboid: *mind* Heh, I have a love interest now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cuboid: *mind* Now go to the sex store.

Cuboid: *mind* You'll probably find the rapist there.

Questionbot: help me...

Team Badass: *singing*

Here's a dildo.
Here's another one.
Take it bitch.
You know you want it.
Don't fucking lie to our faces.
Tell the bloody truth.
Just suck it right up and put it in your-

Hosty: THE FUCK

Trashy: Aw piss.

Hosty: This ended fucking terribly so we'll stop it right there.

Hosty: And Lightsaber is eliminated.

Lightsaber: YOU BITCH!

Hosty: Too bad.

Hosty: I like messing with all of you. :3

Hosty: BYE NOW. *throws lightsaber in a portal*

In that tiny room in Monk Airlines...

Lightsaber: Where the fuck-

Mint Teabag: BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER

Lightsaber: *laughs*

Mint Teabag: *corners him*

Lightsaber: I WILL NOT BE RAPED BY BRITISH BEVERAGES

Mint Teabag: Consider that a warning. *walks off*

Lightsaber: *mind* We've really pissed him off, haven't we?

Back to the competition...

Hosty: Besides, fuck you all. *walks away*

Pokeball and Dream Cloud: We have unfinished buisness with you, bitch.

Hosty: shit

Dream Cloud: Where is the candy you promised us?

Hosty: uhhhhhhhh-

Hosty: I haven't got it yet. 😅

Dream Cloud: *gets a gun* Tell the truth.

Hosty: HONEST TO FUCK

Pokeball: That's a fucking lie.

Pokeball and Dream Cloud: Either go to Walmart or see the place where the sun don't shine.

Hosty: no.

10 minutes later...

Hosty: *strapped on a chair with no escape* kill me.

TNT Block: *having rough sex with Bubblegum Lollipop*

Bubblegum Lollipop: *moaning* yes~ yes~ deeper~ deeper~

TNT Block: *mind* YEEPER.

Hosty: *mind* Even rule 34 with beep boop skeboop and playstation bomb is better than this.

Dream Cloud: *uses an electric shock remote*

Electric Shock Remote: STOP TOUCHING MY BUTTONS

Dream Cloud: no

Episodes come when I visibly give a fuck.