Pompom Keychain: Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal! *starts dancing*

Sadly, I'm going to have to make actual fucking content because this is my new frickin job. Thanks Coronavirus.

Pompom Keychain: *asleep*

KawaiiDoodleQueen: *plays justin beiber earrape* This shit must wake him up.

Pompom Keychain: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

KawaiiDoodleQueen: Exactly. Now go get your fucking breakfast.

Pompom Keychain: *walks to the hotel breakfast room*

KawaiiDoodleQueen: Now if you don't mind... *watches youtube*

At the breakfast room....

Pompom Keychain: Is there any baco-

TNT Block: *eats all of the bacon*

Unknown Console: No.

Pompom Keychain: *to tnt* If you teleport some bacon, I'll give you a prize.

TNT Block: Do I look gay to you?

Raspberry: *to pompom keychain* Step aside noob as I shall chant the spell of unlimited bacon.

Raspberry: If you give me bacon, I'll let you pet me for 24 hours.

TNT Block: *fills the entire room with bacon*

Everyone: BACON PARTY! *swims in the bacon while eating it*

TNT Block: DON'T FORGET ME! *cannonballs into the bacon*

Squishy Devil Emoji: *teleports inside* You forgot me. :(

Bubblegum Lollipop: Don't worry, fluffyface. TNT will make some more...

Squishy Devil Emoji: *blushing* Don't call me that~

Bubblegum Lollipop:*cutely laughing*

TNT Block: *jealous*

Pompom Keychain: *mind* Thankfully it doesn't mean me at the moment.

Pompom Keychain: *mind* Plus damn, Bubblegum Lollipop can tame demons well.

Hours later...

TNT Block: I'M THROWING A PARTY!

Everyone:

TNT Block: Spray Paint, you go buy some shit.

Spray Paint: *sad face intensifies*

TNT Block: Chocolate Sauce, you're in charge of decorating.

Chocolate Sauce: YAY!

TNT Block: Just don't fuck things up.

Bubblegum Lollipop: *to chocolate sauce* And don't flirt with my senpai.

Chocolate Sauce: Ok.... *starts decorating*

Chocolate Sauce: *mind* I'm not taking the risk of getting 360 noscoped again. Plus, has someone eaten my chocolatey insides because I swear-

TNT Block: *reads chocolate sauce's mind* Shit, I'm dead.

TO BE CONTINUED BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHED THIS