(Listen to the audio above for no apparent reason whatsoever lol)

Are you lonely?

Are you sad?

Are you horny?

TNT Block: Then you found the right guide!

TNT Block: I'm TNT, a guy who gets run over by thousands of girls everyday and this is THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO GETTING A DATE!

Step 1 - Finding your crush.

TNT Block: Since I'm already dating my crush, I'll have to choose someone at random or call my fangirls.

TNT Block: Let's spin the wheel! *spins a conviniently placed wheel*

TNT Block: *breathes in*

TNT Fangirls:

TNT Block: *mind*

TNT Block: This was a shitty idea but I'll have to go along with it anyway.

Fangirl Cube: FUCK ME SENPAI-

TNT Block: *mind* Your annoying screaming sounds are accepted for this event.

TNT Block: *grabs her inapropriately*

Fangirl Cube: *pornhub sounds*

TNT Block: Pretend none of that happended and go to for step 2.

Step 2 - Buy him/her something.

TNT Block: Since I'm making an example with someone I don't like, I'm going to Dollartree.

TNT Block: Good ideas for a girl could include jewelry, candy, perfume and a nintendo switch.

TNT Block: For boys....

TNT Block: Well, you know what we like.

Cubey: Axe body spray, bedrock, GTA 6, mountain dew, anything that has XXX on it-

TNT Block: Don't fucking interrupt me. *puts everything that's pink in his basket*

Shop Owner: sissy

TNT Block: *shoots the shop owner*

Step 3 - Give the gifts to them.

TNT Block: i bought some things for myself lol

TNT Block: Now give the presents to the person.

TNT Block: *yeets the presents to fangirl cube* heres your shit mate

Fangirl Cube: *starts hugging him* thanks daddy~ <3

TNT Block: do not call me that

Step 4 - Ask them out for a date.

TNT Block: For this step you need to ask them out for a date.

TNT Block: Hello my "precious" fangirl...

TNT Block: Wanna go out with me~?

Fangirl Cube: REALLY! :D

TNT Block:

Step 5 - Take them to some resturant.

TNT Block: For this part, you should to take them to a resturant.

TNT Block: Since I don't fucking like Fangirl Cube, I'm doing this in my friends room because why not?

Pompom Keychain: STOP HOGGING MY ROOM YOU MINECUNT

TNT Block: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL TELL THE VIEWERS YOUR SECRET!

Pompom Keychain: >:O you better not

TNT Block: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SPARKLY!

Pompom Keychain: SHUT UP MATE YOU HAVE A BUBBLEGUM LOLLIPOP SHRINE

Fangirl Cube: senpai? :/

TNT Block: *yeets a frozen pizza at fangirl cube*

Unknown Console: stop bullying your fangirls

TNT Block: i will not stop because it is fucking fun

And this is the end of a totally legit guide.