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Dare 4: Two choices

Appy: We have to make a fucking choice.

TNT Block: Who the fuck made you the leader for the dares?

Appy: Nobody.

Appy: FUCKING VOTE PLZ *gets an amazon box*

The box:

Later...

Appy: You know what, we're doing both.

*door knocks*

TNT Block: Fuck, it's the inspection people. HIDE YOUR MEMES EVERYBODY!

Pompom Keychain: 

???: I'M A NEW CONTESTANT, NOT THE INSPECTION FUCKERS!

PomPom Keychain: Aren't you supposed to come next episode?

???: I'M HAVE AN EARLY PASS!

Pompom Keychain: Oh. *opens the door*

???: *walks inside*

Unknown Console: OHMYGAWD, IT'S RASPBERRY! 😍😍😍

Raspberry: Hi, I guess. *walks to a sofa and plays on one of TNT's switches*

TNT Block: GET OFF MY SWITCH YOU MAGENTA PIECE OF SHIT! *runs to Raspberry*

Raspberry: *kicks TNT in the balls*

TNT Block: 😯😲 *ded*

Everyone excluding Bubblegum Lollipop: HOLY SHIT, SHE'S THAT BRAVE?

Raspberry: I do that all the time~

Appy: Let's just do the dares now.

Raspberry: Ok then.

Bubblegum Lollipop: Revive TNT.  NOW. 

Unknown Console: *revives TNT*

TNT Block: HERE'S YOUR FRESH DOSE OF REVENGE MOTHERFU-

Unknown Console: *pulls TNT Block backwards* NO.

TNT Block: *gets a chainsaw*

Highlighty: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHI-

Appy: TNT Block is getting tamed YET AGAIN. Hooray.

Appy: Anyway, what should we do first!

Cuboid: COSTCO!

Appy: GENIUS.

Cuboid: *calls SMG4*

Phone(not sentient): Well, I'm sorry but this number won't pick up. Why can't you get the INTERDIMENSIONAL iPhone and stop acting like a lunatic. In the meanwhile, you can go get a life at getamotherfuckinglife.com. Oh wait, you would be so lazy that by the time you get on the website, all the lives will be out of stock. GET REKT BITCH!

Cuboid: *hangs up* Instead of persuading SMG4, my phone was bullying me.

Appy: TNT Block can make a portal.

TNT Block: It only brings demons because I'm only level 50.

Appy: You sure?

TNT Block: Yep. Also, they're here.

Mario: SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET

TNT Block: I heard there was a spaghetti and meme sale at Costco.

SMG4: OH MY GAWD

*Mario and SMG4 run to the nearest Costco*

Chocolate Sauce: Sweetie, I think this is a bad idea.

TNT Block: Trust me, nothing bad will happen. PLUS I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.

TV(non sentient): *switches on* BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: COSTCO'S FUCKED BECAUSE MARIO HUMPED TOO MUCH SPAGHET.

TNT Block: Well shit. *teleports mario and SMG4 back to their universe*

Meanwhile in the SMG4 universe...

Toad: yea BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

*mario appears*

Toad: AW SHIT

Back at this universe...

Appy: Put your hands up if you wanna do the announcement.

*everyone including appy put their hand up*

Appy: Since none of us can decide, the writer will.

KawaiiDoodleQueen(me): The objects that will do an announcement are Raspberry and TNT.

KawaiiDoodleQueen(me): Raspberry because she's new.

Raspberry: AT LEAST.

KawaiiDoodleQueen(me): And TNT because he has too many- HE HAS DEVELOPMENT.

TNT Block: ROUND OF APPLAUSE. WRITERY IS TELLING THE TRUTH.

Note: TNT Block calls me Writery but I let him.

KawaiiDoodleQueen(me): But someone has to clean up that Costco.

Inky: Don't tell me-

KawaiiDoodleQueen(me): INKY IS DOING THAT CAUSE I'M LAZY-

Inky: NO GOD PLEASE NO-

KawaiiDoodleQueen(me): Also, SEND DARES.

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