IN THE EXCHANGE STUDENTS GROUP CHAT

Diavolo: MC I have great news for you!!

Lucifer: I have a bad feeling about this

Satan: Same

Asmoedus: Like father,like son

Satan: Asmo, shut the fuck up

Simeon: What's this great news?

Diavolo: I know how it's been hard for exchange students to adjust to Devildorm, especially for MC

Diavolo: So I thought of why not let MC talk to one of her friends

MC: Lord Diavolo, may I ask who this "friend" is?

Osana: Me

MC: You

Leviathan: I have a feeling MC dosen't like this Osana girl

Osana: So you went off to study overboard, guess that means senpai is all mine

MC: I'LL NEVER LET YOU HAVE SENPAI, I TOLD YOU HE'S MINE!!!

Belphegor: Wow, MC snapped

Mammon: Oi who's this senpai?!!!

Osana: Ha!, you really think you can have senpai?

Osana: Senpai loves me, since you're gone no one else is in my way

Solomon: Oh I know what's going to go down

Barbatos: Huh?

Solomon: Remember this is a rap battle, that means no weapons

Solomon: That means you MC

MC: Huh?

Simeon: I'm sorry, but MC carriers weapons with her?

Solomon: Drop them

MC: Grr!, Fine!

MC: 🪓⛏⚔🗡

Luke: Why is MC carrying those around her?!

Solomon: All of them

MC: Alright! Ehem!

MC: 🔪✂️🔨🔫

Diavolo: I'm starting to think this friend of yours isn't a good influence on you MC

Solomon: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AKADEMI!

Solomon: OSANA NAJIMI VS MC (L/N)

Solomon: BEGIN!

Beelzebub: Rap battle?

Diavolo: Oh, this sounds fun

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo!

Diavolo: 🙊

Osana: Oh Looks it's you the freak

Belphegor: Say that again, I don't think I hear you clearly 😀🔪🔪

Lucifer: Belphegor behave yourself

Osana: Of the school, the one who thinks that

Osana Stalking my senpai is cool,

Osana: LISTEN UP!

Beelzebub: I don't think you need to shout

Osana: I only have one thing to say,

Osana: Senpai would choose me over you any day

Osana: I mean COME ON!

Simeon: I'd disagree, I mean MC kind, and very considerate and so much more

Barbatos: Yes I agree

Solomon: Oh, just wait a minute

Luke: Huh?, what do you mean?

Osana: You sneak around when you think no one sees you,

Osana: We'll let you on a secret

Osana: We all now that you do, Like OH MY GOD

Satan: Sneaking around?

Asmoedus: Oh is MC shy to be around this boy?

Asmoedus: I'm jealous, I wish I was this boy now

Osana: Yan-chan why can't you see?

Osana: You will never get Senpai

Osana: He belongs to me!

Lucifer: I don't think you can claim someone

Leviathan: Wait, MC

Leviathan: Are you a yandere? 😨😨

Mammon: Yandere?

Leviathan: Basically means stalker

Simeon: MC is that true?

MC: Everytime you flap your lips is another brain cell fizzing out,

MC: I swear to my Senpai, that I will knock you out,

Belphegor: Hot, now I'm jealous

Beelzebub: Belphegor!

Satan: He ain't wrong

Lucifer: Both of you guys stop

MC: You sway your hips and pout your lips and think your being sly,

MC: When you hide your precious about LOVING Senpai,

MC: Do you even really love him, You dont act like you do,

Osana: How dare you?!, Of course I love senpai!!!

Solomon: But who will be superior?

Lucifer: Don't encourage them Solomon!!!

MC: You whine all the time and place the spotlight on you,

MC: "You always keep me waiting"

MC: Yeah that will get his love,

MC: I would give him more affection than he could ever dream of!

Belphegor: MC forgot about him, you have us

Mammon: Yeah!, MC your our Human!!!

Luke: MC isn't a object you can own

Osana: Hah!

Osana: You squirm around when he's five feet away!

Osana: He tells me all the time "She's acting kinda strange"

Diavolo: I mean I don't agree with MC stalking this boy, but at least she hasn't hurt anyone for this boy

Osana: If I'll let you have him

Osana: Then you better think twice

Osana: It doesnt take long before I stop being nice

MC: Do you think you really scare me?

Satan: Yeah, she's not really scary

Belphegor: Yup

Leviathan: Stop being Simps for a minute guys

MC: I know what keeps you up at night

MC: If you WANT TO MAKE THIS BLOODY

MC: I'VE BEEN ITCHING FOR A FIGHT

Diavolo: No MC, don't hurt anyone

Diavolo: It's just a boy, I mean you can always find another boy

Diavolo: Who'll give you the loving and attention you deserve

MC: I'll tranq you and tie you to a chair and break your

MC: MIND!

MC: Or maybe I'll just stab you,

MC: Yeah that'd be fine

Belphegor: MC I can help you

Satan: Yes, we can kill her for you

Lucifer: No one is killing anyone, all three of you stop!!

Osana: You dont scare me

MC: I can though

Belphegor: I love this side of MC

Satan: I agree

Osana: Hah!

Osana: What do you know?

MC: I KNOW that you should probably keep an eye on your bento

Barbatos: What happened to the Bento?

Osana: What?

Osana: It's poisoned!

Osana: That bento was for Senpai!

MC: I'll let give him gifts when

MC: FAT

MC: PIGS

MC: FLY!

Simeon: Okay, why don't we all calm down

Osana: Senpai will never love you!

Osana: You're weird and you're a creep!

MC: I dont he'll complain, when he gets me in the sheets 🥰🥴

Asmoedus: Oh, MC~

Asmoedus: You naughty girl ~

Osana: Grr-MC!

MC: Osana!

Osana: You know what?

Osana: Thats it! I'll put you in your place!

MC: Heh come at me, bitch!

(MC goes to the Human realm, she punches Osana in the face. Both began to fight)

Belphegor: Beat her ass wife!!!

Satan: Stab her under her thigh, she won't be able to move as much

Belphegor: Break those kneecaps!!

Lucifer: Don't encourage her!!

Leviathan: How the fuck did she get to the Human realm?!

Solomon: I opened the portal, how else

Barbatos: Solomon, why?!

Solomon: Who won?

Solomon: Whos next?

Solomon: When will the next update be out?

Solomon: When will Lucifer finally except making a pact with me?

Everyone: SOLOMON!!

Solomon: Im sorry! You decide!

Solomon: Epic rap!

(rap)

Solomon: Battles!

(battles)

Solomon: of Akademi

Asmoedus: Shouldn't someone stop those two?

Lucifer: Already on it