Quick note MC is a boy for this chapter, if your MC not a boy or you're not a boy. I apologize but the song fits better if MC is a boy.

Belphegor: Has anyone seen Beelzebub?, we were supposed to go to Hell's kitchen

Satan: He said he had last minute practice

Beelzebub: Sorry I just got done with practice, I'll be home soon

Barbatos: Luke I found a new recipe for a cake, would you like to come over to the castle to help me make it?

Luke: Simeon can I go over? 🥺👉👈

Simeon: Of course Luke, I'll drop you off

Leviathan: Has anyone seen MC, he promised to we'd this new anime

MC: Dear Solomon We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Lucifer: MC watch your tone and don't say such things in the group chat

Satan: Private messages exist for a reason

MC: Why would you write that?

Mammon: What ya mean Human?, you just wrote it

Asmoedus: I'm just telling the truth

Satan: So it was Asmo who wrote that

Diavolo: Hmm makes perfect sense

MC: This needs to be perfect.  These emails have to prove that we were friends.

MC: Just- I'll do it

Belphegor: What do you mean?, Need to prove you and Solomon were friends?

Barbatos: Yes, what do you mean by that MC?

MC: I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard

Asmoedus: Hard?

Satan: I'm lost

Leviathan: Me too

MC: Has been bad

Asmoedus: Bad?

MC: Has been rough

Asmoedus: Kinky!

Lucifer: Asmoedus stop we're trying to figure out what MC trying to say, stop making everything sexual

MC: And I miss talking about life and other stuff 

Asmoedus: Very specific

MC: Shut up!

Diavolo: I'm confused, is MC trying to write an email to Solomon, or?

Satan: I assume that's what happening, but Asmoedus is helping him

Belphegor: But he's just criticizing him about everything

MC: I like my parents

Asmoedus: Who says that?

MC: I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright

Asmoedus: Smoking drugs?

Lucifer: Excuse me, but You're doing drugs?!

Diavolo: No MC drugs are bad!!

MC: Just fix it!

MC: If I just stop smoking crack

MC: Crack?!

Satan: You're just making it worse!!

Barbatos: Asmoedus please stop

MC: If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

Asmoedus: Are we done yet?

Solomon: Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?

Asmoedus: Oh my Diavolo

Mammon: Oi other Human explain what's on!!!

Luke: Don't yell at Solomon!!

Simeon: Luke don't yell

Solomon: Dear MC,
Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

Asmoedus: No

Solomon: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

Asmoedus: NO!

Lucifer: Asmoedus shut up, we're trying to figure out what they're talking about

Solomon: You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

MC: Absolutely not 

Solomon: Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see

Solomon: Just wait and see!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

Beelzebub: Aww that's very nice of you to say Solomon

Asmoedus: My sister's hot

MC: What the hell!!

Asmoedus: My bad

Diavolo: Asmoedus that wasn't very appropriate of you to say

Barbatos: But can you explain why you guys are writing these emails?

MC: Dear Solomon,
Thanks for every note you send

Solomon: Dear MC,
I'm just glad to be your friend

MC: Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

Leviathan: I'm hurt, I thought you were my player two

Belphegor: They said they're friends, not best friends

Solomon: But not because we're gay

MC: No, not because we're gay

Solomon: We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad

Leviathan: Yo Solomon that was very sus of you to say

Luke: Solomon it's bad to sin

Lucifer: Well that removes one from the other nine who's after MC

MC: Well anyway!

Solomon: You're getting better every day

MC: I'm getting better everyday

Solomon: You're getting better every day

MC: Hey! Hey! Hey!

Satan: I'm still lost

Lucifer: Asmoedus please explain what's going on 

Asmoedus: No

Solomon: 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

MC: It's easy to change if you give it your attention

Solomon: All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

MC: Sincerely

Solomon: Miss me dearly 

MC: Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me

Solomon: Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me

Asmoedus: Wow, that was way more fun than I thought

Diavolo: What do you mean?

MC: You guys just got pranked!

Solomon: More specifically lyric pranked

Lucifer: MC, Asmoedus

MC: Gotta go!

Asmoedus: Bye!

                        Mc is offline
                Asmoedus is offline

Lucifer: Solomon

                Solomon is offline