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Satan: MC

Satan: I need your help.

MC: u want help from the fatass qween?

Satan: What is up with your english?!

Levi: hi. whats this.

Satan: LeVI

Satan: You made MC TALK LIKE THIS.

MC: Nahh, Sates, im always like this. So whats up

Satan: THE ONLY THING UP IS THE CEILING, MC.

Levi: im sure Satan took the gesture a little too literal.

Satan: I NEED YOUR HELP

Satan: IT INVOLVES MAMMON

Luci: Satan, it's 12 am.

Satan: I STILL NEED HER HELP.

Luci: MC, why are you awake?

MC: I wanted to eat spicy chicken noodles

MC: im hungry

Beel: hi hungry, I'm Beel.

Levi: OMG BEEL CRACKED A DAD JOKE I-

Luci: What.

Satan: Hhhhhhhhhhhh MC COME TO MY ROOM NOWW

Levi: Oop Satan's throwin a tantrum.

MC: aight fine fine lemme just

MC: put on a shirt first

Satan: Wh- YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE?

MC: BRO

MC: if anyTHING I would do w a bunch of demons as housemates, I would NEVER sleep without my clothes.

MC: I DON'T WANNA GET RAPED OR SOMETHING

MC: WHAT IF A REALLY HANDSOME DEMON SUDDENLY RAPED ME IN MY SLEEP?

Asmo: you rang?

Asmo: also

Asmo: why is everyone up at such a time

Levi: Satan has issues.

Satan: I DO NOT

MC: all. caps.

Satan: SO WHAT IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS? YOU DO IT TOO!

Levi: oh fuck i can hear your voice from the screen.

Luci: Wait. Where's Mammon.

Satan: THAT'S THE PROBLEM

Satan: MAMMON SNEAKED OUT AT EXACTLY 12:01:45 TO GO DO SOME "BUSINESS" WITH SOME HOBO DEMON.

Levi: Satan my eyes hurts so much

MC: Be glad it's not your ears

Levi: lmao

Luci: I'm off to bed again.

Luci: MC, get some sleep.

Luci: Or I'll have to come to your room and make you sleep.

Asmo: Ooh, kinky.

Asmo: Definitely a dom

Levi: I'm gonna cHOKE-

MC: oH bReAk mY wiNdPiPe, dAdDy

Asmo: pFT-

Luci: Are you referring to me, or...?

Asmo: It's a kinky joke, Lucie~

Levi: uhh im surrounded by horny people mama im scared pick me up pls

Asmo: you don't have a mother?

Levi: the sad truth😢

Satan: FUCK YOU MC

Levi: whoa there, tiger.

Satan: I'M GONNA FIND THAT DAMN DEMON MYSELF

Asmo: ooooouuuuu it's dark outside, Satan

Levi: it's always dark outside

Asmo: yeah but at night..... Devildom is, kinda scary.

Levi: That's when all the hookers come out to uhhh do business

Asmo: oh yeah you're right.

Asmo: Go on then, dear brother mine~ Don't strain yourself~~

Satan: ew bye.

Belphie: stop

Belphie: or I'll do my way of ending world hunger.

Beel: Bell, no

Belphie: Bell, yes

Levi: oh wow its 1 am.

Asmo: I'll get eyebags in the morning, ugh

Asmo: goodnight, nerds.

MC: Goodnight hobo king-

Levi: MC

MC: Let's just hope he doesnt read that in the morning k

MC: oHvFUCK

Levi: WHAT

Beel: you okay, MC?

MC: LUCIFER IS HERW

MC: OM GINNA GP

MC: AHHHHH SO MAYN TYPRS

Levi: what a bizarre night.

Beel: go to sleep.

Levi: nu uh i have dungeons to raid

Beel: huh

Satan: I HAVE FOUND OUR BROTHER

Satan: HE WAS ILLEGALLY HELPING ONE OF HIS ASSOCIATES FROM THE MORTAL REALM TO ENTER DEVILDOM.

MC: wha

Mon: Why do ya have to expose me like that, Satan

Mon: k fine i was involved in some 'whatever fancy word for sneaking in a human to Devildom' for the money

Levi: u wanted money so bad

Levi: that u actually

Levi: illegally led a human to Devildom

Levi: JUST FOR THE CASH?

Mon: THE DEMON WANTED TO PAY ME TWICE THE PAY I GET FROM WORK

Levi: WHY ARE YOU GREEDY

MC: he is literally the avatar of greed sooooo

Satan: alright, now I can rest peacefully.

Satan: Goodnight MC.

Levi: no sleep for me tmrw is a weekend imma stay up

Mon: ugh

Mon: Hey, you behind the screen.

Mon: Don't forget to brush your goddamn teeth before bed.

Mon: I fucking love you.
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