MC: MOOOOM

MC: I'M HUNGRYYYYY

MC: CAN YOU FEEEEED MEEE

Luce: No

Luce: Honestly, what the hell is wrong with you today?

Levi: She's drunk

Mon: OMG HAS MY BABY BEEN DRINKING

Mon: I meAN,

Mon: not that I care about you or anything, you're fuckin annoying

Levi: What

Beel: Does the little human want some snacks?

MC: YES

MC: YES PLS DADDY

Mon: That sounded veRY wrong.

Beel: daddy?

Asmo: Awh man, you should've called me daddy!

Asmo: I mean, I am the most fabulous and seductive among my brothers~

Satan: and always horny.

Belphie: there's this one time I heard him banging a random she-devil in his bedroom.

Asmo: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS HERE.

MC: EWWWW ASMODEUS EWW

Mon: YES DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS HERE, MY LOVELY LITTLE MC IS INNOCENT AS A LAMB

Luce: Mammon

Luce: What the hell is wrong with you

Asmo: There's ALWAYS something wrong with him.

Belphie: WHYYY IS MY D.D.D RINGING ALLLLLL THE TIIIIME

Belphie: I WANT TO SLEEEEEP

Belphie: shut up.

Belphie: good night.

Beel: It's 8 in the morning

Belphie: does it LOOK like I care about the time? let me procrastinate.

Belphie: GOOD NIGHT

Mon: He needs to fix his sleeping habits.

Beel: let him sleep

Beel: I mean, I need to fix my eating habits but do u guys even try to? let me procrastinate.

Beel: Time for early lunch.

Beel: bye

Levi: like twin like twin

Satan: what the hell is that phrase

Levi: there's a saying that says "like father like son" so I said "like twin like twin"

Levi: aint I smart?

Satan: say that again I will impale you with a fork

Levi: whatever bro lemme get back to my movie marathon, bye.

Luce: Am I the only person sane in this household

Luce: SATAN GET YOUR ASS BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM

Satan: why? I'm smart enough already.

Satan: I mean, have you SEEN my grades?

MC: better than my mental health

Asmo: ouch, sis

Asmo: here let me make you some tea

MC: ooooh what kind of tea?

Asmo: Devildom's next top model

MC: OH FUCK IM COMING TO UR ROOM NOW BYE Y'ALL

Beel: does that mean I get the snacks all to myself now?

Luce: No

Luce: Beelzebub stop eating the fridge, we wont have anything for our meals.

Mon: and end up eating our spit

Mon: like the humans

MC: dude we don't eat spit what the heck are you thinking?

MC: we have cocaine

MC: AND MARIJUANA

Luce: have you been doing drugs?

Mon: this explains why my baby looks like a drug addict, BABY STOP TAKING DRUGS

MC: first of all, I do NOT do drugs. its just a joke

MC: second of all, baby?

MC: since when was I your baby?

Mon: Since the first moment I cared about you.

Mon: which is NEVER

Luce: I doubt that is true.

Luce: MC get your nonexistent ass in the classroom with Satan noW

Luce: You're falling behind in Devildom history

Luce: as for Satan

Luce: YOU'RE NOT EINSTEIN YOU LITTLE SHIT COME IN HERE

Satan: NOOOBODY LIIIKES YOUUUU LUCIFERRR

Mon: lies, Lord Diavolo does

MC: a lOT!

Luce: this is also why I never talked about my privacy

Luce: I'LL GET ALL YOUR ASSES HERE

Satan: My ass is too smart for you to handle, bro

Mon: And my ass is more richer than all you broke children

MC: I hear a vein popping

Luce: Run.

Satan: OH HELL NO HE'S GONNA BEAT OUR ASSES

Asmo: serves you right to be so stupid

Satan: I AM A SMARTASS

MC: AAAAAAAAA BEELZEBUH DAVE MSEEEE

Beel: I am eating, stop texting me

Belphie: CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP

Levi: they're not gonna shut up lol

Satan: AAA HELP HE'S XHASING ME

Satan: MAMMAON PLEASE SOSSNVDJABSLVSJAV

MC: One down, two to go.

MC: MAMMON BABY RUN

Mon: I'M rUNNINGHSHHSH

Levi: LMAO LOOK AT MAMMON, HIS ASS IS GETTING BEATEN MY LUCIFER, DIE MF

Asmo: meh, time to find sum more sluts~

Asmo: y'all are booooring

Luce: MC

Luce: Come out wherever you areee

MC: OH NO MOM HELP

MC: I PROMISE I WONT BE A DUMBASS ANYMORE

MC: SPARE ME

MC: PLS

Luce: And this is why we don't do drugs

Luce: Do you hear that, person outside the screen?

Luce: I'm watching you.