Bold= lucas
Italic= athanasia

>> incoming call: shortie💕<<

"hey shortie"

"hey"

"what are you doing?"

"eat"

"ooh"

"what are you doing?"

"talking to angel"

"auw thank you"

"your welcome"

"you become cheesy these days, I see"

"my natural, I told you"

"you really weird, do you know that?"

"what can I say? Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being me"

"weird. Really weird"

"..."

"what are you eating?"

"salad"

"I thought you hate salad"

"I have my own recipe of this one"

"really?"

"of course. Salad taste pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad"

"..."

"if we in 'train to busan', you must be safe"

"why?"

"zombies eat brains. So I guess that means you're safe"

"..."

"I hate you very much, do you know that?"

"I know. And I hate you too"

"I also hate how after an argument with you, I think of more clever stuff that I could've said"

"that's prove that you're stupid"

"oh god, please kill him for me. I beg you, please"

"you really a poor liar. Both of us know that you can't live without me"

"I think oxygen is more important"

"..."

"you messing with me now, I see. I wonder who taught you this"

"you"

"..."

"it's you, luc-ass. You're the only one who taught me this"

"..."

"..."

"w-well, that's uh..."

"what? HAHA. Now, who stupid?"

"you"

"..."

"I'm hanging up. Byeee"

"beep...beep"

~♥~

"bastard"

"she's clever than I thought"