Em: Mama always told me that drugs were bad!

Travis: Well I mean yeah, Drusg are ba-

Em: But she never told me about the one with green eyes and a heartbeat..

Travis: did you just do a pick up line?

Em: did it work?

Travis: you're amazing.

~

Sapp: Nekomai! Come here real quick!

Nekomai: *runs into the room* Yes?

Sapp: Is it true that if a cat looks at you then slowly blinks, are they trying to say that they love you?

Nekomai: ..Yes?

Sapp: *slowly blinks with a grin*

Nekomai: I love you too, I'm cooking dinner!

Sapp: No! I'm cooking!

~

Roux: Eros! Look at me!

Eros: *looking up from his phone* Hm?

Roux: Je T'aime!

Eros:

Eros: What?

Roux: I love you!

Eros: Oh! I love you too!

~

Zara: *seven year old, putting a pack of skittles next to Shadow's medicine holder*

Shadow: What are you doing?

Zara: Skittles make me happy and so I thought that they could make you happy since you're always so mad!

Shadow:

Shadow: you're an amazing sister, don't stop being like this

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Neo: *Trying to navigate the house by himself before bumping into Jason* ...Why is there a plant here?

Jason: Neo, It's me.

Neo: Oh! Why are you wearing all green?

Jason: I'm wearing black pants and a green shirt?

Neo: Oh.. Did you get back from a date with Zara? Is that why you're dress nice from what I can see?

Jason: No, But thank you for the compliment.

Neo: Welcome! *starts heading to the kitchen*

~

Zara: *laying on the couch*

Jason: *walks over after Ruby let him in* BOO!

Zara: *gets scared enough to shift into her demonic form*

Jason: Zara, Zara! It's only me!

Zara: Don't do that! *shifts back*

Jason: *chuckles before pecking her forehead* Sorry.

~

Jason, Nekomai, Neo, Shadow, Eros belong to Madame__Sarcasm

You should go read her books, they're amazing also, sorry this is short, I've never really done shitposts before soo??? I don't know how to make one??