you guys may not think this is funny bu t i'll rROLL WITH IT BECAUSE I CAN

Sunniva (Norway): Let me sing you a song of my people

Caroline (Denmark): nor what the fuck no

Sunniva: RAHTITHLEEIFNRIUNBNIOBVRUFEJSKLNBOIERNBGVHJBVRNCMSASDVUFBK

Susan (Sweden): lOOK WH'T Y'U DID [how do you type]

Helena (Finland): ONE LAST TIME I NEED TO BE THE ONE WHO TAKES YOU HOME!!!1!1! and do the do

Caroline: nor dont there cant be two denmarks- Okay, maybe there's like four Denmarks or does 10p exist

Astrid (Iceland): what is goING ON HERE

Susan: im a little teapot here is my handle here is my spout-

Astrid: DEN MAKE THEM STOP THEY WONT STOP

Caroline: grab somebody sEXY AND TELL THEM HEY GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT

Helena: BABY I DONT CARE IF SHES RIGHT THERE IN YOUR HEART ALL I NEED IS THAT YOU WAKE UP IN MY ARMS

Astrid: THATS EVEN THE WRONG LYRICS

Sunniva: THE CIRCLE OF LIEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Susan: c'n i be the n'xt shakira

Astrid: CAN YOU GUYS NOT YOUR VOICES ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE

...

Caroline: hey give me everything tonight-

Astrid: fuck off

Sunndoge: much call me big sister

[literally dying rn]

oh yeah the names wait i dont have last names planned except for fem nor oh my watashi shite

and you know ice's already :^)