Sans: Heya, I'm Sans the skeleton and I have a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: Sans! You don't have to introduce yourself like that!

Sans: I'm just gonna have to "krill" myself later.

Chara: *pops into existence* Do I have to end you?

Sans: Nah, just don't be like popcorn, popping everywhere.

Frisk: ...

Toriel: Sans, your puns are like mountains.

Sans: How so?

Toriel: They're hill areas!

Sans: Hey, you seem to have my funny bone.

Me:*runs into the room and throws Sans out the window* ENOUGH!

Sans: I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

Me: *twitch twitch* No. Puns. Any. More. That's all. See ya!