Hey guys *awkwardly whistles* I swear I didn't do anything , it was.....it was.....it was him *points to a random guy**he looks confused ** I run * ......*comes back* fine I did something stupid .....in school ,.....and I was grounded .....I'm still grounded but I'm in my friends house using his phone for it .....so yeah I'm breaking the law again .......but anyway ....

I know that you may wonder "Jack what the hell did you do this time?!" And yeah yeah , you will think I'm stupid after I tell you what I did .

So , some of you may know that I'm a prankster and a trouble maker, I may be smart but it doesn't mean I don't have fun as well....anyway I pranked my maths teacher , cause he was annoying, and since I'm doing art ,I had paints with me , so when he went to talk with a teacher I took some black paint and wrote backwards "I'm a coward and I need my mummy to baby sit me" .....-_- this has a reason and I will tell you why I wrote that in a sec.....but anyway , he came back and as uselly he had black pants on and his light grey jumper so he didn't feel the paint touching his back when he sat down and leaned on his back on the back of the chair  where I wrote it and when he stood up to write something on the board , we all saw it and everyone tried not to laugh, he seemed suspicious but he wrote the whole thing and went and sat down again to do some work...after the bell rang we all went out and people in the corridors were laughing and Elizabeth , my cousin, came up to me and shook her head cause she already knew it was me, when I heard teacher pointing it out , he gasped loudly which made everyone laugh and the only thing he shouted was "JACK!!!! IN HEAD TEACHERS OFFICE !!!! NOW!!!" I whimmpered and said quietly "oops"and that's how I got in trouble .....

Now let me explain myself, I'm going to collage but I'm in my high school because I'm doing work experience there and his class room was the one I was helping , but now I moved to another class to help other teacher, she actually liked me and she thought I was funny but my attitude was quite not what she wanted in class

And now explanation on why I wrote that for him to have it on his back , okay when he was my teacher , when I was 14, I use to be shy , and yeah when I did something cause even if I was shy , I did prank people , so he called me a coward that I can't be as confident in the class , as I'm on lunch times .... And the second bit I wrote because he embarrassed me because when I was 16 I told him that I needed help with my homework and I asked my mum since my dad was working , so he said that I had to deal with it by myself , and not go to my mummy and ask her for help ....so yeah I got pissed and that's my revenge , yep I waited to the day I will leave this school, so that what ever I will do, he can't do anything about it cause I don't go to that school anymore, well just my dad found out about it and I got in trouble from him but the new head teacher didn't shout on me , or told me to be in the detention , he just called my dad and told him, and waved his hand at it cause he couldn't be bothered doing anything else.

So yeah here you go, laugh all you want , now I'm grounded and I'm trying to use my friends phone for now , until it lasts

Now you know ....you're welcome