SCRAPS: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

SCRAPS: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

RODGER: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

R.O.B.: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties!

SUCTION CUP MAN: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

ALONZO: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

TOTES: I hate you guys so much

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SUCTION CUP MAN: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.

SCRAPS: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh.

SUCTION CUP MAN: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.

SCRAPS: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.

TOTES: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

SUCTION CUP MAN: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?

R.O.B.: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

SUCTION CUP MAN: You will die in 7 days.

ALONZO: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

ALONZO: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

R.O.B.: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.

RODGER: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

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RAZZLE : Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

SHIRO, watching CLOOWNIE screaming, RODGER trying to set a sleeping YUAMU on fire, and WATARU choking on air: I don't know either.

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S.A.M.: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

SHIRO: Get two more chairs.

SCRAPS: Cut each chair in half to make six.

R.O.B.: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

CLOOWNIE: I would never be near children!

ROSADO: Get rid of two kids

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YUAMU: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive.

SHIRO: “I bought a monster truck.”

TOTES: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.”

NULL: “I got you pizza.”

SCRAPS: Fools! I present to you this: “R.O.B. is driving to your house right now.”

SHIRO: “R.O.B. had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.”

YUAMU: “…Because they missed you.”

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ROBERT, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

RAZZLE : Hey.

R.O.B.: Hi!

ALONZO: Hello.

STEVEN: Hey!

ROBERT: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

SUCTION CUP MAN: We were out of Doritos.

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ALONZO: Today, KINGER took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of OOFITY to the following people: KID RITZ, ROSADO, SUCTION CUP MAN, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

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DAZZLE: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

CLOOWNIE: No.

S.A.M.: I did not.

SHIRO: I may have actually forgotten one.

TARANZA: Also no.

DAZZLE: Oh good, neither did I.

R.O.B.: *Exhausted sigh*

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R.O.B.: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

TOTES: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

R.O.B.: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

KID RITZ: Actually I did the math, TOTES would have $225, not $0.15.

TOTES: Fam I’m right here....

RAZZLE : If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

R.O.B.: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

RAZZLE : Sorry I only have a dollar.

R.O.B.: :(

KID RITZ: Hey I just realized my friend is right, TOTES would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

RAZZLE : If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

KID RITZ: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

SUCTION CUP MAN: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

KID RITZ: Apply juice to what.

SUCTION CUP MAN: Directly to the forehead.

TOTES: Great chat everyone!