I have officially died of laughing.

Who even knew that was possible?????

I have to get to school at 7:30 in the morning rip me, but luckily i get to see awkward guys ask popular girls to homecoming.

So I had FFA this morning and i got there before the other girls so i walked in to see Fritz and Hayden being all nervous (mostly hayden) about something

So i sat at my table and listened to the 4 guys including my teachers conversation.  It pretty much went like this:

Hayden: im so nervous. What if i get rejected???????

Fritz: umm idk either im kinda nervous too

Mr brown: a mans life is made up of rejection. Get over it and be a man

Hayden: my heart is racing!!! Im soooooooooooo nervous.

Fritz: me too. Ugh being a man is hard.

Me in my brain: omg what is up??? Theyre asking someone to homecoming jc this is funny is it ally?bailee?hannah? Lol its not me.

Hayden: hannah told me theyre almost here.

Fritz: how should we do this?

Mr brown: im going to hand out the problems and once everyone is reading it get up and walk to my office to get the poster and stuff.

Hayden and Fritz: ok thats a good plan.

Eddie: chill out guys you will be fine.

Me: *laughs really hard but goes silent when i see hannah.

Mr brown: *starts practice

Everyone: *reads problem

Fritz and Hayden: *walk to the office and whisper argue while recieving strange looks from hannah and bailee and me silently laughing my head off

After 3 minutes

Hayden:*awkwardly walks out with this cheesy yet sweet poster and stands beside ally.

Bailee: Heifer!!! Look!!!

Ally:  Ohhh!!! *turns around and blushes

Hayden: will you go to homecoming with me?

Ally: *looks stunned like 8ever

Mr brown: ok just say yes before  this gets really awkward.

Ally: yes

Fritz: *walks over to Bailee and hands her a football with the words "will you go to homecoming with me?" A 5 pound bag of gummy bears and a stuffed lion (the lion is our mascot) and sits back down

Me: *dying in my seat from laughing too hard because its funny to see popular people being awkward

Mr brown: ok everyone get back to the problem.

......and scene!!

And then my good friend emma got a date! Im so proud of you girl! !! You are my first best friend to get a date!! Success!!

Anyway dont kill me emma.

So yesterday this really annoying kid angel asked for my number again and i said no

So of cooouuurressssssee my bestie mally would say
I'll give you her number!!!!

I almost killed her and then she gave him the slip of paper before i could stop her and angel was like thanks mal.

He read it out loud and mally wrote down 512-FUC-KOFF.

and i died of laughter again because my best friend does not cuss

Any way bye guys!!