Poor Pig Robinson Crusoe! Oh, how in the world could they do so? They have set him afloat, In a horrible boat, Oh, poor Pig Robinson Crusoe!

Robinson Crusoe was a very unfortunate man who was often yelled at for being, well, weird. It was his first name Pig that he got laughed at it was his walk and his laugh. Many people found many of his flaws. all in all, people had a hatred for him because of one thing. He could not swim.

A man that looks like he belongs in the water, can't swim. He also lives on an island and can only fish. Robinson Crusoe took it like a man and let himself be laughed at. Crusoe as he called himself loved the water but tended to sink while in water. Maybe it was his luck or maybe the devil had something against him.

While Crusoe was still little his mother put him in a tub expecting him to float but found otherwise. Since then he has been an outcast. One day he got offered a job to fish in this certain area. They showed him the boat the wanted him to use. He put himself in it and went off. The motor went  crazy and sent him farther away. He soon found himself in the middle of an ocean. Crusoe used his hand to try to move anywhere but to no avail. Then a storm him. Waves crashed up and down rock the boat almost tipping over. The waves got stronger and stronger. Dumping Crusoe into the pitch black ocean. Crusoe tried to swim but found himself drowning instead. He saw some creatures that were so beautiful they shined in the darkness.

They came closer Crusoe thought that he was in heaven. Then the mermaid came up and bit off his head and left it to float so he could see his body as she ate it. Blood spread around and sharks came to take a piece for themselves of Crusoe. And let me tell you it was delicious as one might think and a pig was delicious. That was the end of Pig Robinson Crusoe. He goes amazingly on a sandwich.