Chan finally got his phone screen fixed, it took five long days. He had accidentally dropped it off the verandah while taking a selfie with his best friend, which resulted in a badly smashed screen. He turned it on, to see the notifications flood in.

7 missed calls

41 new messages from +82 ox-xxx-xxxx

60+ notifications on Instagram

Messages> LeeHoe

Crispy 💩
yO Minho

Look at this

LeeHoe 🐾
😂😂
who's that???

dishwashing liquid lmaooo
At least it was 'real lemons'

did they get the wrong number?

Crispy 💩
Nah, can't be lemons,
it was green

Also I highly doubt that man
They called my chat their "diary"

LeeHoe 🐾
What tf 😂

oH, remember the guy you
gave your number to?

Could be him??

Crispy 💩
I don't know tbh

This person's
left long ass rants since
last Wednesday

LeeHoe 🐾
Send this as a reply

Crispy 💩
dUDE no
Memes won't work

LeeHoe 🐾
Then send your face
They'd be traumatized

Crispy 💩
😑😑

Shut your hoe mouth up

Imma try & find out who
it is tho