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Weird Flex 💀
IVE BEEN BLESSED

Jisoon 🌚
Whaddup hoe

Weird Flex 💀
CHRIS SENT MORE PHOTOS

AND OMGKDKK I MAY
HAVE FORGOTTEN TO BREATHE

FiRsT HE LOOKED
LIKE SNOW WHITE

BUT TODAY
HES SNOW D A D D Y
SKDKSKDK

Ji why did you lie :(
Who is he really?

He isn't some British old man
you met at that party that
helped you call Jin's phone
with his number right

He's: daddy material

Oh at least his name
really is Chris

JI FUCKING SUNG!! RESPOND

Jisoon 🌚
Sowwy 😔
I lied

I did meet him at the party
tho, Hyunjin's friend's one
I forgot his name, sungman?

Weird Flex 💀
Doesn't matter

Who's Chris?

Jisoon 🌚
I don't know,
He spoke to me first and
was extremely flirty

But I was kinda drunk so
I barely remember what he
said. He did mention he'll leave
the country in a month

He gave me his number, asked me
to text him so when he leaves he
can text me with his other
number

Um.. Yeah
Well, I just wanted you
to be safe, he's a real flirt!
didn't give me good vibes

Weird Flex 💀
I mean yea I get it
He gives me bad boy daddy vibes-

BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME AKDKSKD

AND YOU KEPT IT A SECRET
FOR A MONTH?!

HOW CAN U CALL HIM UGLY?!

Jisoon 🌚
A month and a half*

That's why I thought he
wasn't here anymore

Also, I'm faithful to my
beautiful Hyunjin 😔

Weird Flex 💀
Your pathetic crush you mean

Yknow what?
I'm gonna go order a new
best friend online

I'm also gonna send this to
Hyunjin

Jisoon 🌚
THE FIRST ONE IS FINE BUT
PLEASE DONT DO THE LATTER

IM SO SORRY

It's my fault
you're stuck with the
Chris guy :"(((

Weird Flex 💀
Hey hey
I'm not complaining
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Because
Wow, oh man, he's H O T

Jisoon 🌚
No no Felix n o
You're a goner 😩

Weird Flex 💀
Thanks for blessing
me with his number
uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Jisoon 🌚
S t O b
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