CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE;
STUPID AND DRUNK.

DO NOT TEXT HIM.

hey muffoon
buffoon*£
u said u were done takjudb to me
but i not done talking to u
so let me jusr say waht i need to sya
ok fisrt, i miss u
and i kmow i shoudltn bc u have a gf and u don't want to talj to me anymroe

el, stop

nomike
i know u don't wnst to talk to me
but i need u to know sowmthifb
somethjng*

no
not that
you sound illiterate
why are you typing like that?

o
ian drunk
i am
drubk
drunk

why??

i had the bad inflxuen

the bad influence?
who?
are you home?

no
v far from hoem
liek spider-man lol

you should go home
if you still want to talk tomorrow then okay, but if you're this drunk you need to go home

wow lool  ur so fill of it

what?

actirn liek u care
WHEN U CLEARLU DO NOT

what are you talking about?
you're the one who got mad at me?

YES BC U LIE
and i was upsey
but now im jusy dad
sad*
not dad

you're drunk

no shit
omg idk where thst came form 😳
pardom my langueb

go home

stop no
just stop
i hate u sm sometime 😭

if you hate me, why are you texting me?

i siad sometimes!!!!!

so, you don't hate me right now?

no
wisj i did tho
wish*

el, why are you drunk?
you don't seem like the type
are you alright?

lol u don't tetx me for 2/ weeks bit now u care lololollllolool🤣🤣🤣

you were the one who said i shouldn't text you when i had a girlfriend?
you were the one that wanted me to not text you?
i'm so confused as to why you're mad at me

i only saif thay bc i was hurt!!$
andn then u said u weren't gonna tect me anymroe and i was rlyrlyrly hrut
hurt*

hurt that i didn't tell you i was dating kendall?
why?

yes hirt bc of that
and other stuff

like what?

liek how u said we doent know each orher
bc we nvr met irl
and it hurt bc u were my closwst firend
and ir just made me realize i wasn't one of urs

i told you i was sorry and i didn't mean it like that

how else could u hvae meant it mike,?

i was just mad that day and you kept calling me "THAT guy" and i lashed out
i really am sorry

oh
but why didnrnt u tell me abt kendsll
why did u prtend like u thoghty u did

i don't know
i really don't
i guess i kind of felt guilty

wgy
why/8
why**

because i was dating her and talking to you
even if it wasn't like that
i thought if you knew i was seeing someone you might say we should stop talking

i theought we just firends
friends

we are
i don't know
i just didn't want to make things weird

but u did

i know
i'm sorry

it ok
i'm soery max and i talk abt u

it's okay

ok

i miss you, too by the way

really 🥺

really
you are one of my closest friends

awwq

can we just go back to being friends again?

i don't

what?

i jsut hvae a lot going on

we can't be friends?

i want to
but slso i don't

what?
why?

bc i like u mike
as a freidn
but still
i don't do good w beijing sad
being*
and i'm scarwd thay if something happens again i'll get too sad

too sad?

yeah
i'm sorru
i'm no good at beint sad 🤰
i' meant this emjoi🤧
i canot type soowy

why did you drink so much?

peer persssure

which peer?

ur pper
haha i siad pp

can you get home?

no
home is far way
issa sllepover!!!

okay, stop drinking

yessir

are you safe?

no
ther a soulless ginfer
ginger

what?

northibg
i'm jsut so sad😔😔
but happu
and mad
i feel so mcuh

maybe you should go to sleep
that will help

no
not sleep
i have sm to ssy but idk hwo
hwo
how

say what?

i thoughr u said u did noi like kensall
but now u date hrr
i'm jiys so stupid

what?
you're making absolutely no sense right now, el
what exactly did you drink?

pesch fanta a d vodka

wait
peach fanta and vodka?

ues
7/10 recomends
i feel grat
but like a valimipre
on vampire diarues
everything is heightendong
heignendoe
heirhntedn
HELP I CWJRY TYPE

just type slower
because i have no idea what that meant

ok
typing slower niw
AWSMAN

you said you have so much to say
what do you have to say?

SEE I CNAT SAY IT
it no benuo

if you can't type in english right now, let's not attempt spanish

😭😭😭

why can't you say it?

bc of kenfall
u hvae a gf mike
god i so stoupid

you're not stupid
you're just super drunk

nono
befoee the deibkjng
drinking
i donr know what i was thibkifg
u like prettt girls

what does that even mean?

it means tuat i LIKEBU
i like you
and i'm so frickidng dumb
loke sosososo dumb

you like me?

whsy did i just tell u that
ohmotgod im so fricking stupdi
i hate myseof so much
i wjat die
i fele like i'm goding to pass out
i cant bretahe

el, calm down
just take deep breaths

no deep brwths
i hate everyhtifn
i shoudkve never texted u

no, i'm glad you did
granted, i wish you weren't drunk

no
i mean ever
i wish inever textd my numbed neighbor

what?

god i'm so stipud
STIPUD
SEEBI CAJT EVEN TYPE IT
STUPID

el, it's okay
just try to calm down

i canr calm dowm
i'm sobmessed up
i donty like dribking anymroe mike
i don't felel good
i feel bad

call your dad
you should go home
you seem way too drunk to be having this conversation

MU DAD ISNAT THE HOSPITAL
I CABT CALL HIM
CANT
sorey for yelling
i'm sorry

it's okay
why is your dad at the hospital?

granny fell

oh, shit
i'm sorry
well, drink some water and try to go to sleep

stop rhat

stop what?

BEING A GOOD GIY
WHEN UR NOT

i'm not a good guy?

no
i mena yes
u are
i'm soeey
i'm just not myself rn
i'm sorry

stop apologizing

i hate this

hate what?

me

why?

bc i'm stupdi

stop calling yourself stupid

BUT I AN
i drank sm pink juice a d it was fun but now i'm jsut so sad
it's my fuslt tho
u told me u didnr want a gf a d u only wnated to be friends
and i rly thought i felts the same
bit here i am
layirng on the bathroom floor
drubk and cryinf
pouring my heart out

el, it's okay
you're just drunk
it's the alcohol talking

HAHHSHS NO ACTIOTLLY ITS JNOT
but u wnt it to be
so thatd my answer ig

no
please, sleep this off
you'll feel a lot better
then we can talk tomorrow

thers u go again

what?

beings all carinf and stuf(
u can stop doing that

you want me not to care about you?

pleasw

no

i'm juts so tired 😭😭

that's because you need to get some sleep

no
not liek that
i'm tired og feeling like this mike

feeling like what?

feeling like i dont fit in anyone's life
eveuone fits somewhere
but not me
sometimes i rhink i'm not supposed to be here anynore

no
don't say shit like that, el
it's scaring me

im sorry i'm not mensing to scare u
i'm just drink lol!!!
i'm rambling
i'm think i'm going to fsll alslepe soon
getrkng sleepy 😴

are you still on the bathroom floor?

ysir

go get in the bed
you'll feel better tomorrow after your hangover passes

but the floors is cold
love kt sm

okay, but you shouldn't sleep there

but im almost slsepe
alsepe*
and max has a rly comfy bathrrom rug

huh?

i'm so rried
nihgt mike

wait, what?
el???
where are you??
holy fuck
delivered at 11:46 pm

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a/n: as the vsco girls say.. anna oop- sksk y'all already know wtf is abt to go down next chapter!!!!! i know y'all are mad abt the cliffhanger but the moment u have all waited for us abt to arrive, my babies!! i'm surprised i got this update out so soon, but chapter 24 will prob take a min bc i have a loooot going on. thanks for reading!! xx

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