CHAPTER SIXTY;
MILK & ELEVATOR.

miKe💖😭

i'm home 💓

i wish you could've stayed ☹️

so needy

very very needy
i miss you

oh god
if i would've known having u know what would've made u so clingy, i would've held out a little longer

el what the fuck

hahahahahahha i'm kidding baby
i love you ❤️🥰💓😭🥺❤️❤️💓💖💖🤍👅💓💓😁
and i'm very happy
with tonight's activities

wanna make tonight's activities tomorrow's activities? 😉😉

i actually hate u

i'm joking
unless you're down
but if you're not down i'm joking
i'm always down
you know, unless you're not

mike shut up omg
ur literally so stupid 😭😭

i'm wounded

u will be fine
will u pick me up tmrw?

yes
why

bc i miss u

SEE YOU'RE CLINGY TOO

yes i never said i wasn't

so

so???

did you enjoy your birthday

is this ur way of indirectly asking if i liked doing the thing

uh
well kind of
but i guess it wasn't that indirect since you're asking me that

i did enjoy it
i give it a 6/10

oh
at least you're honest

i'm kidding, mike
like i told u before, i loved everything
11/10 😉😉

wow
i should put that rating on my resume

i agree
are ur parents home yet

yes
they just got here
i'm cleaning up
well trying
you're distracting me

yes bc ur easily distracted

i am when it comes to you
i can admit that

milk

milk?

omg i typed mike hahahaha
that's funny
omg wait

milk🤍🥛

i swear to god if you just made my contact milk i'm breaking up with you

what
no i did not do that

i am not milk

mooooooooooooo

goodnight eleanor

MILK COME BACK
MY MILK MAN
pls reply i lobe u
i wanna taaaaalk
MICHAEL 😤😤

what

i'm the birthday girl
u can't ignore me

technically your birthday was yesterday

🥺🥺😢😭😭😭
literally why are u bullying me
imma cry
i gave u my special loving

oh god

i shan't give u my special loving ever again

well now i'm going to cry

whipped

beyond belief

😇😇😇

who the fuck stole the cake???
what the fuck
we did not eat it all
it's gone

dustin took it

no he didn't?
when??

when he left
i thought u knew
he wasn't very subtle abt it

what the fuck
that was your cake

it's ok
dustin needs the cake to fill the void in his heart
i have u 💓

so sweet, baby
but i'm still mad he took your cake

i forgive him
omg milo and nico are staring at me funny
do u think they know

know what?

what we did 😳😳

what

like maybe they sense it

well then tell them to keep their senses to themselves

they don't speak english

say it in spanish

they don't speak that either

try italian

i think they understood it that time

thank god

i need to shower

no way lemme see

MIKE
U SAW ENOUGH

never enough, my love

shut up milk

i'm not milk
if i'm milk
you're elevator

IM NOT ELEVATOR
DONT U MAKE MY CONTACT ELEVATOR
DONT CHANGE IT
IM "el❤️"

who's el
is that short for elevator?

bye
i'm going to shower
have fun knowing u will never see that
I DONT EVEN LIKE MILK
I DRINK OAT MILK
BC OAT MILK IS BETTER THAN U
bye milk

that's fine
elevators are slow
unreliable
plus there's that movie with the devil in the elevator
elevators are creepy

what movie
that sounds awful 😳
pls never make me watch that

why would i want to watch a movie with an elevator

THAT WAS MEAN
FRICK U

you already did

😮😮😮😮😮😮
i did didn't i 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

i thought you had a shower to take

i do
bye

picture proof please

boy u nasty

when it comes to you, yes

😳😳😌😌😌
ok imma text u in 10 min bc i rly do need to shower

i'm about to shower too
if only we were together
because water conservation is important
read at 11:13 pm

i'm back and i'm clean
i hope u cleaned out ur dirty mind during ur shower

i did not
i actually spent my shower thinking of you taking your shower

MILK

this nickname better not fucking stick

it will
it might even top tree 🌲🌲

i don't like that nickname either
why can't you guys give me a cool nickname
you know
like hot wheels

shut up hot wheels

okay i don't like that nickname either
no nicknames

i can't call you baby????

okay only that nickname
only for you

what abt mikey?????

no

YES

no
i don't like it
holly calls me that
it's annoying

it's cute
ur cute
mikey is a cute nickname

then i'm going to call you ellie

ew no ur not

you're right
i'm not
it doesn't fit you
not like el

mikey fits u

whatever

i love you, my mikey milk tree

i regret to inform you that this relationship is now over
it was fun while it lasted

MEAN
UR MEAN
MEAN
SO SO MEAN

you brought it upon yourself, baby
el?

i'm waiting for u to apologize

it was a joke
el
are you ignoring me?
okay i'm sorry for my bad joke

now venmo me $10 and our relationship will be fully restored

fine

WAIT I WAS KIDDING AWWW
U SENT ME $10
AWWWWW 🥺🥺

it was a small price to pay for the restoration of our relationship

true
i should've said $20

gold digger

i am what i am 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
it's almost midnight

time isn't even real so don't worry about it

mike we have school tomorrow
we'll be grumpy in the morning
we need to go to bed

okay fine
i love you, elevator

bye 😪

i'm joking
i love you a lot el
everything about you
and i hope you had a nice birthday

well i did
i love you
goodnight mikey 💓❤️💓❤️

night baby ❤️
read at 11:57 pm

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a/n: some fluff before— well u don't wanna know. actually next chapter is also funny. after that tho 😳😳 i might flee the country 😌😌 hehe! thanks for reading!! hope u liked it, xx

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