CHAPTER SIX;
SLIGHTLY LITTLE TIPSY.

mike🤪💖

hii again
ur probably asleep
see i thought u would be but i'm bored and can't sleep so i texted u anyway
but ur sleeping
ok byeee

no i'm akeje
awake
i'm awake
haha

oh
wow u had a typo 😳😳
so unlike u
stop slippin

i have typos a loy
lot
see

i'm shook
who r u
where's my man 😤

i'm at a party
it fun

omg ur one of those ppl 😖😖
my soulmate is a wild reckless teen
eh to each their own
i'll still luv u 🥰🥰

i think i'm a slightly little tipsy

WAIT R U DRUNK

i consimed alcohol yes

wow this is funny
i'm going to enjoy this

enjoy what

enjoy u being funny and not so "grr i'm mike and i type like a dying professor, i don't use the internet, im better than everyone"

i don't talks like that

😳😳😳
ok luv

i'm so bored
but also i'm not bird
bored
it my turn
i play beer pong now
hold on

ok..
don't lose or i'm breaking up w u

i'm back

did u miss

yes

we r through 👋🏻👋🏻

we arne t even dating

u thought

maggie is here
she won't leave me alone
she annoyi g me

i'll fight her for u bb 😤

i cant find my friends
hate bing drunk

then why did u drink

peer pressure
gracie won't leav r. me alone either

who??
i gotta fight anotha one??
u dog

she kissed me and i was line no but i don't know anymroe

oh
er so what ur saying is ur cheating on me??

no
i don't even know hwat you look line
practical y straindd
strangers
wow i can't type
keyboard is movi g

maybe u should lay off the alcohol?

i got go
gracie is bavk

oh
ok have fun
i'll just rewatch vampire diaries w my cat on my couch n wait for my dad to get off work
yeah my friday nights r pretty wild 🥴
mike?
delivered at 12:49 am

am back
i'm back
haha
my legs are sì ling
kk g
long
why do they look so long

bc ur intoxicated 🤠

no

uh yeaaah

hey
why don't uou show what you look line

why don't u

i show yoh

no u didn't ??

i will

i dare ya

i take selfie now

wait fr???
r u serious

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U SENT ME A SELFIE
omg this is such a big moment in our relationship
u rly don't look at all how i expected
THATS NOT BAD THO I SWEAT
SWEAR
i'm not sweating
so why's it so dark

the lights are ogg
off
thers flashing color lighs

it's like parties on euphoria omg
i thought they were fake
wow
send one of u w light!!

oksy
let me find one
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shit noy thst one

what
is
that
is that u
i have so many questions
i
what

i ckick worng one

no explain that
explain that now
i need an explanation

dustib takes a grapchi design class
it's a jokewith my friends
he wdited my face in
it's photopshop
i swear

good
that shirt is ugly

ok iwil find the rihgt one now
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😳😳
😭😭😭😭

what
waht is it
what

u look like u would bully me

what

don't get me wrong
ur um
ur appealing to the eye
like i approve
a lot

thabk you

ur welcome 😚😚
but yeah
u would definitely bully me if u went to my school

no

yup

now yiu send selfie

i don't have one

takw one

no i have zit cream on lol 😅

i don't crae
care

how drunk r u my god

yes

maybe u should go home bb

i came with licas a d max
i can't fjns them
i try
but no
so i keep playing pong
and i lsoe a lot

the fact that i've understood everything u have said rly proves how powerful my mind is 🤓

pleas send picture
i send u mine

like i said
u look like u would bully me, mike

i not
won't
i won't
i forget english wow

maybe tomorrow i'll take a pic and send it to u
it's my aunt and uncle's anniversary party tmrw night and i'll have to dress up all fancy
i'll try to take a pic

you don't have to looj fancy
i don't care

what if i look ugly
will u still want to be friends

yes
ugly peoples are still prison
people
how did it autocorrected
what the fuck

LANGUAGE😡😡

i'm so dizzy i coksl die

don't die
u r so thicc

i feel wierd
weird

stop drinking

i wish we cousl be fejends in real life el
you annoying me so mcuh
but you're great to talk to

i know 🥰

how do nor you have more friends thag just rosie
she's not deserve a goid fiend like you

ok are u even trying to type at this point

no

but thank u mike
i wish we could be friends in real life too 🥺🥺

where do yoi live

indiana

obviously our ohone numbers have same area code

snappy 😳
new castle, indiana

damn
i live i'm hawkins
in

omg fr
i was born there

wait reallu

we moved when i was 2

i fojdb my friends
finally i can go

yay no more drinking
ur lover thanks u
ok i typed liver i swear

i hope u sned me a pic tmrw
it's weir d not having a face for your name

i hope ur sober tmrw
it's mind numbing trying to figure out what ur saying

that mean

my dad's finally home
i can go to sleep

yoh can't go to slwwp before he gets homw?
home

i can
i just worry
he's a cop

oh cool
ok goodnihtb el

goodnight mike
plz go home
don't drive tho

lucae drives
he dint drink

good
ok i'll talk to u tmrw !! 😚😚

bye beu
bye

bye

bye

?

i confisdd
bye

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a/n: if u say drunk mike isn't adorable ur lying. thanks for reading !! x

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